User:Assbitch/Lego war

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I managed the concept of nuclear tanks of using lego as counters!-Albert Einstein

During elections, I coped the boring hours by playing with lego. I love a good play fight and I never forget to dosh around indrustrial ketchup as blood.-George W. Bush Jr

Assbitch/Lego war

War Began: 2001 War Finished: 2021 (What a good feeling.) Place: Europe, Pacific, Asia, Middle-East, North America, South America, and Caribbean Result: Axis Victory for awhile then Allies Victory Impacts of War: over -2 and a quarter people died, more than 700,000,000 people didn't know, major dosh bags made of world powers and international flight patterns.

History& origins

Lego is a race from brick land. they were placed on the top of the food chain, of early 200,000,000 BC(brick crucification). Surprisenly they managed to survive diabettes because they never bothered to hunt for food themselves. Instead, they summoned their slaves, known as megabloks. By 150,000 BC, the LCC(lego confederarcy court) passed a new law. In order to protect the purity of the lego race from the growing numbers of the minorities, all mega bloks must be exucute by the age of 32. This rule was used majorly when the communists of Duplo betrayed Lego-10 AD.(after duplo)

Duplo prepares invasion

This war is also known as BW1.

LEGO WAS INCLUDED IN UNCYCLOPEDIA

The Begining of BW1

sons of a bitch take flight

As the war starts, Adolf Blokface(I realise nobody gives a fuck about his first name, that ungrateful bitch) realised that the easiest way to win was to blow/kill the 'presedent' of CCCLP(cheap chinese conterfeit lego parts),which would raise the price of lego, and lower their popularity. His plan would have worked if only the mega bloks company bothered to put instructions into the sets, instead of lego AIDs introdution ads.

Due to the popularity of the war and the advertisment rights, macdonalds joins the war, strongly supporting the legowhile burger king joins the duplo trators, just because its CEO could realise his dream of raping the manager of duplo's wife. By 35 AD with 20 years of preperation work,the armies finally start shedding blood. The main army of KDFC(kintaky dick-face corpration) joined in the fun by setting off squads of women trained in stripper housings.

In the heart of the war...

ALL COUNTRIES ENGAGE BATTLE

Chille bopps everyone and ends up killing all the yoga trainers of th world. During the war, more fuck-faces than anticapated joins the party. As for the motherfucking citizens of USA, they can't go to sleep without assholes attacking the town. And by the way, everyone in tis war is completely buttshit. CCCLP finally declares an truce with megabloks and murders 2 million canadian people to honour the truce.