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January 6: Break Your No More French Fries New Year's Resolution Day
- 65M BC - For his new year's resolution, God promises to stop throwing giant potatoes at Earth when upset.
- 1812 - Napoleon Bonaparte vows not to start a potato war in Asia.
- 1981 - A potato-powered Pringle vortex is opened for the first time.
- 1994 - Ted Kaczynski says to himself, "This is my last potato bomb."
- 1998 - Mr. Potato Head is arrested in Los Angeles in the early morning for DUI.