User:Xander/Stuff to know

Where all userboxes associated with me go, so it wouldn't make people uncomfortable with the load on my userpage.

“The thing about userboxes is that they're a great way to help other users to know what to expect from you with a small amount of words and I find that to be neat.”

~ Alex on userboxes

I love sandboxes.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.

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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

ETP

This user likes apples. Or they are one already.

This user is not The Thinkerer.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.

This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.