User:Xamralco/Why?:Shoot an unarmed black teenager
Life can sometimes seem monotonous or uninspired. After a few years of enjoying the company of right-minded individuals, the average American may begin to find his once-exciting daily routine boring and often down-right aggravating, especially when an overly sensitive African American co-worker begins to complain about the use of "offensive language" or "unjust lynchings." At times like these, a person may need to take up a new hobby to suppress his boredom such as fishing, big-game hunting, or perhaps the most exciting pastime there is: shooting an unarmed black teenager. Like big-game hunting, shooting an unarmed black teenage is quick and easy, but bringing minorities to their knees is much more rewarding than killing an innocent deer or buffalo. Plus, it doesn't even require a hunting license, only a police badge. Some of the more liberal and unpatriotic white folks may condemn the shooting of unarmed black teenagers, but these naysayers simply refuse to recognize that there are plenty of great reasons to open fire on the ethnic members of the community.
It's fun[edit | edit source]
First of all, shooting an unarmed black teenager is just plain fun. It's kind of like Russian roulette, but with a lot more bullets and everyone pretty much knows who's going to die.
