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“Let's stay in the EU, so I still have something to complain about.”
Nigel Farage is an official English politician and tosspot. Following Nick Griffin's departure from the BNP, he has been branded Most Racist Politician of a Pseudo-Respectable Party by TIME magazine in 2015.[1]
Personal life[edit | edit source]
An ardent Communist throughout his entire life, Farage became infatuated by the appeal of Nicolae Ceaușescu, affectionately calling him "Nicolbae". Upset over his marriage to his wife, Nigel became very bitter and resentful of all things Romanian.
The EU[edit | edit source]
It is a little-known fact that Nigel Farage is a New World Order, proEU Zionist shill. In being so ridiculously over-the-top in his xenophobia, he was created by the Illuminati in order to reduce support for Britain leaving the EU. Sadly, as true British irony has been shipped out to the Orientals in Hong Kong, nobody except you and I understand this.
Political views[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ "Filthy commie rag!" - Nige