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DR-DOS[edit | edit source]
DR-DOS(Short for Docter Dos) was the insane man credited for creating Mr. Roboto. He was also credited for forging the first nobel peace prize from a crack pipe. His creation Mr. Roboto helped him then create an immense empire from a cheese grater powered by the infamous BeOS. Unfortunately, his empire was overturned my Microsoft and was soon enslaved to make the popular burrito flavored GUI GEM for the OS/2 gaming console. After his wild success, he was captured by Steve Jobs to find the antidote to the Windows 95 virus.
So where the Hell is he now?[edit | edit source]
Dr. Dos was soon thrown into a prison by Bill Gates for not inventing Limewire before the Knights Templar did. He soon escaped and was befriended by Cheech and Chong and invented the Atari with the help of Mr. Roboto, common to folklore. Dr. Dos now lives in a small Cottage Cheese Factory in Birmingham, Idhao with his old friend, ProDos, and makes his revenue with the help of embezzeld funds from Iomega's "faulty" Zip Drives.
Digital Research[edit | edit source]
Dr. Dos was part of the secretive Turkish program called The "Digital Research" project, which was officialy sanctioned by George W. Bush and Mrs. Fields, a well known nuke manufacturer to eradicate the Calculator Nazis and the Spishak movement. This was soon taken over by Parkay and played a major role in the Nike Revolution. It soon spread to influence the borg, and was ruled by Julius "Ceaser" Salad, where it soon collapsed on the evil Pong empire, due to the influence of SNK.