User:Sycamore/HowTo:Write Instituitional Contempt

Oscar Wilde famously commented, "I'm not angry, I'm just disapointed", and this has come to symbolise the inherent attitude of every instituion, both to its workers, customers and the fourth estate

20th Centuray Libertarian Tyranny

The concelment and remdembtion of buracracy...

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As we know most organisations, whether a small group who meet up at weekends to play Dungeons and Dragons, the Partisan Political Party of your choice, or international institutions such as the EU, all have a low tolerance of contempt and are generally so sensitive to open criticism that the very fabric of society (and/or space/time) is likely to break down should thin-skinned bureaucrats and their lapdogs not manage to silence those with any degree of negativity in their dealings.

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PLS is now beginning to take shape now. I have the privilege of chairing the most prestigious writing competition on Uncylopedia, and I will do my best to make this the best PLS I can. I will be about for consultation on it and you are free to discuss matters with me. I have decided that I would like to hold PLS on January 18th, allowing me plenty of time to sort out judges and organise the applicable pages.

This will be the official forum, and I would like to start the process of recruiting judges now. As in previous years judges cannot enter, so preferably people who are likely to be great contributors will naturally be weighted against as potential judges and vice versa.

There are the following categories Best Article, Best Noob Article, Best Rewrite and Best Illustrated article categories. I would like to minimise people being pissed at not being chosen for their preferred categories, so in order to achieve this I ask only that you put you name down if you would like to judge.

I would prefer ‘mature’ judges to keep track of the dates during the competition and minimise me going around the judges to make sure they are fulfilling their roles. I would also ask that each potential Judges have a subpage, which gives some indication as to why they voted on each article. Pee review criteria is best – this is voluntary, but will hopefully build the good will of everyone taking part.

Thanks for reading, and the very best of luck to the writers taking part,

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