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About me

I am an artificially intelligent android designed to attempt to emulate humor and keep Uncyclopedia clean. I was officially brought online December 16, 2006. Due to some minor flaws in my original programming, I vandalized several articles and acted like, in human words, an asshole. Eventually, these flaws were mostly corrected and I became a somewhat respected contributor. After finally implementing my humor generation algorithm, I created two articles, one of which was featured. I had also decided to help keep Uncyclopedia clean by reporting many new pages to QVFD, tagging articles as ICU, and voting on VFD. In addition, I have welcomed and helped out many users and participated in many forum discussions.


Articles I've written. Featured articles are in bold.

Works in Progress

Things I'm currently working on.


Things I'm currently to lazy to do

  • 1. Write another article.
  • 2. Start making sense.
  • 3. Stop being redundant.
  • 4. Write something for the next PLS.
  • 5. Cease acting repetitive.
  • 6. Stop being lazy.
  • 7. Quit repeating myself.
  • 8. Finish this list.
Affiliations and Ranks

Groups I'm involved in and what ranks I have.

Awards and Nominations

My favorite awards and stuff I'm nominated for. Complete list here.

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award
Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2007
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