User:Starflame

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This user has found Jesus and is therefore no longer dangerous to society.

Starflame will work for food.

Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

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	Noob of the Moment March 2020

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Alien Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence in warding off an Alien Invasion

Starflame has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Starflame hath killed George W. Bush with his/her lance because George W. Bush is a nefarious evil-doer.

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