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Welcome to Sonic80: UnNews Correspondent extraordinaire. Currently finishing off old Articles I didn't quite abandon (see this and this). UnNewses will recommence when they are finished. October 26, 2023 02:15 UTC Talk to me | Contribute My Current Projects | Awards and Badges Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes MARLBORO, New York -- Pregnant Jersey Shore star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, has once again grabbed headlines in the last month, becoming the most recent pop culture star to have intimate photographs leaked from their cellphone. In the month since their release, the LGBT community has announced a massive increase in new membership among recently out of the closet males, many of whom had never exhibited homosexual tendencies prior to viewing the photos. » Full story Latest news reports: June 2008 Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan Scientific Study shows UnNews is better than the Onion Man fired from substitute teacher job for having 'Girlie Parts' Obama wins Democratic nomination, Clinton pushes forward with campaign June 2007 Man found dead in theatre showing G-rated movie May 2007 Knut sends message to all other cute bears: SCREW OFF! Ronald McDonald invades Nazi Germany to find it is not there Featured Audio Clip Man found dead in theatre showing G-rated movie FEATURED STORY Man fired from substitute teacher job for having 'Girlie Parts' LONDON, England - A major controversy has recently unfolded in the heart of London, about a man who appears to have 'girlie parts'. Said 'girlie parts' appear on his chest, which he used to seduce his misbehaving class which he was substituting for the day. It was during 3rd period of a 9th year class, who, as any students who have a substitute teacher would do, they goofed off. » Full story UnFunnies for October 26 Award-winning UnToon by UnNews Staff. This Week's Horoscopes NOW UPDATED FOR WEEK OF 6/29/08 Cancer (June. 22 - July. 22) - Your summer vacation will be cut short after your 20 story fall from your father's office building. see more horoscopes