User:Soda Ex Machina

An odd little lurker/polychromatically haired freak.

Uncyclopedia:Babel en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N es 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es 2 fr E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr E vg P This fucker speaks Vogon heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. vg P ao G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao G This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)