User:Skinfan13/Nathan Explosion
“We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags.”
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| 45th Governor of Florida |
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Lieutenant: Toki Wartooth Preceded By: Charlie Crist Succeeded By: none Political Party: The Party
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Born: 18 January, 1979 Hometown: New Port Richey, Florida Occupation: Vocalist for the band Dethklok Duration: 1992-Present
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Nathan Explosion is the current vocalist and founder of the Death Metal band, Dethklok. He also served as the last governor of the state of Florida. His popularity is immense both in the United States and abroad for his fronting of Dethklok. He is also equally popular with his former constituents in what used to be Florida, despite the fact that he was not only the worst governor in Floridian history, but arguably the worst in the history of the nation.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Nathan was born and raised in New Port Richey, Florida, the sole child of Oscar and Rose Explosion. His parents were often cruel, brutish, and generally abusive. It was during his adolescent years that Nathan developed his hatred for all things good and fluffy. After being elected class president in the 2nd grade, Nathan witnessed a drunk driving accident inside his classroom. Nathan stoically watched his classmates and teacher die horrible, bloody, and violent deaths as the car that had just crashed through the wall burst into flames, consuming everyone in the classroom besides him. This incident further led to his development as a bitter, angry, and very talented individual. Nathan eventually ran away from home in order to begin life anew elsewhere.
Rise of Musical Career[edit | edit source]
Nathan began to sing in a church choir in Fairbanks, Georgia around the age of 13 after he had run away from home. Here Nathan developed a rather beautiful singing voice that was said to be able to bring even the angels to tears. Nathan became resentful of his congregation after his pastor discovered him drinking Jack Daniel's behind the church. After Nathan realized that Christians didn't like alcohol, he decided to move on. After picking up smoking and drinking heavily for a few years while hitting the Karaoke circuit, Nathan began performing with many early heavy metal acts, such as "Kill the Midget," "Beat the Dwarf," "Noxious Body Gas," and the now infamous "Austrian Death Machine." The combination of noxious fumes from countless cigarettes combined with his insatiable appetite for booze led to the gravely and deep nature of his voice, which allowed him to succeed greatly in his metallic adventures. However, Nathan would not reach financial success until the formation of Dethklok in 1999.
Dethklok Years[edit | edit source]
Dethklok went on to become the greatest musical and commercial act in human history. Nathan became the most recognizable member of the band as a result of being the singer/spokesman. Nathan's drunken oratory as official band spokesman only increased Dethklok's (and his own) popularity even more. Nathan's unique singing (grunting) style for the band has earned him quite a reputation in the metal circles. Nathan during this time developed an even deeper bout of alcoholism and as a result now needs regular transplants of his major organs, mostly his liver about every three months.
Governorship[edit | edit source]
In 2008, after several years of financial and critical success,