User:Shimazu/List of Wikipedian and Uncyclopedian land war units

List of Wikipedian and Uncyclopedian LAND war units

This page lists Wikipedian and Uncyclopedian units of war on land (of course, not including planes and guns).

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Name	Usage	Description	Amount Remaining	Weapons	Picture
Mobile Assault Sheep	Ground Defense Vehicle	An upgrade to the stationary Llama cavalry, these units are able to withstand colder temperatures.	50,000	150mph ramming speed, rockets, and grenades.	This highly deploy item gets nervous in "flavor country".
Uncyclopedian Militia	Trooper	Those troops are mostly brave civillians who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the Glory of Uncyclopedia, and are found in large numbers.	More than 100,000	One rifle, machinegun and a M1911 gun along with spears and swords.	A typical militia with a rifle.
Uncyclopedian Infantry	Trooper	Basic Uncyclopedian soldier, they look like lame communists but are truly brave and sacrificable.	More than 90,000	One blaster and a M1911 as well as QVFD machineguns and VFD rifles	A group of infantry who are Autoconfirmed users.
Tiger tanks	Battle tank	Borrowed from nazis, they are almost invincible tanks that roamed the battlefield of WW2. With the Un-Wiki war begining, Germany sold those tanks to Uncyclopedia, recreating the WW2 scene.	50,000	One giant 1 88mm cannon and a 1 7.92mm machinegun	Tigers are one of the best Uncyclopedian tanks!
Clone Trooper	Trooper	Pretty much disposable infantry. Can do a lot better then a regular soldier, though, but lighter armed.	1,000,000	A ICU blaster rifle and 6 plasma grenades.	Standard clonetrooper with ICU blaster.
Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers	Football Team	Those football teams didn't join the war by signing pacts, they just ran into the conflict!	100	None. They just run into their enemies.	These two teams shouldn't even be here!
Jeep	Vehicle	The standard light Uncyclopedian vehicle, more heavily armed then either of its Wikipedian brethren.	500,000	1 minigun, and 1 .50 cal machine gun.	A Jeep in a garage. Very powerful for a lightly armored vehicle.
T-80	Battle tank	The T-80 is the Uncyclopedian counterpart of the M1 Abrams. Though less heavily armored and less heavily gunned, the fact that it can hover over the ground compensates for this.	100,000	1 75mm cannon, 2 .50 cal machine guns.	A T-80 hovering over the ground.
Squirrel	Trooper	These are Uncyclopedia's spies. They do the hard job while the others are drinking beer. They won't get paid but please don't tell this to the squirrels, cause we promised to pay them.	10,000,000	500 Nut bombs, 2 2cm teeth, 1 60mm Nut gun	A squirrel soldier while shooting his nut gun.
Un-Reasonable Exploration and Discussion team	游击队	Copied from the game Team Fortress 2, those guys consist of a Spy, Sniper, Engineer, Soldier, Spy, Demoman, Heavy, Medic, and Scout. Spy is French man who doesn't surrender, Engineer, Soldier, and Scout are thin Americans (that came as a suprise), Sniper is Australian, Demoman is one-eyed, drunk, black Scotsman, Pyro is a man OR a woman who likes fire, Heavy is Woman and Communist, and Medic is German.	1	A number of secret weapons like a plasma cannon, as they are Uncyclopedian counterparts of the Chinese 游击队.	The URED team in communist uniform.
Sentry	Automated defense gun	Made by the TF2 Engineer, these guns can shoot enemies which are detected the sentry's IFF (Identify Friend or Foe). These guns are upgradable so they have, at level 2, two Heavy Machine Guns, and at level three, they have the two HMGs that level 2 has, but also a rocket launcher. The Engineer said, "F'r instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... [deadly serious] not pointed at you. ". Good thing we managed to kill the Wikipedian TF2 Engineer.	Infinity, because the engineer can build more than 50000 per minute.	Due to their level division, diffrent levels will have diffrent turrets. LVL 1 - heavy calibre machine gun, LVL 2 - two heavy machine guns, LVL 3 - two heavy machine guns and a missile launcher (fires four rockets at once).	A level 1 sentry destroying a Wikipedian regiment in a narrow alley.
Commando Elite	Trooper	The combination of a Terminator and a toy soldier, these man-sized robots are designed to be super-accurate, killing enemies at long range with a basic M1911 pistol.	10,000	Only 1 M1911 pistol.	This batch of Commando Elites are being tested by having them shoot at captured Iranian Wikipedians with pistols at a range of 100 yards.