User:ScottBurnan/The X Factor (UK Series 5)
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“This is the most important performance of my life, it is literally make or break ... etc.”
“This means the world to me. To go home now, when I'm so close, will just be devastating ... etc.”
“We're just friends!”
“I dedicate this song to my dead wife.”
“Meie lil Deiyaenna Vikkas!”
The fifth UK series of the British advertising campaign Reality TV "talent" competition The X Factor was broadcast on ITV in autumn 2008.
Cheryl's Girls[edit | edit source]
Diana Viclaws[edit | edit source]
"Little Diana from Blackburn" (17) is the illegitimate love child of a hippy chick and a lobster.
Songs butchered performed:
- With or Without the Claw
- I Fought the Claw (And the Claw Won)
- Corned Beef
- I'm Not a Lobster, Not Quite a Human
- Help, It Bloody Hurts
Alexandra Burke[edit | edit source]
Laura White[edit | edit source]
Simon's Boys[edit | edit source]
Gohan[edit | edit source]
Gohan (3) is a humanoid rodent like creature from the planet Northern Ireland.
Songs butchered performed:
- The Hamster Dance
- Dirty Diana
- Little Willy
- The Bad Touch
- Does Your Boyfriend Know?
Scott Bruton[edit | edit source]
Austin Drage[edit | edit source]
Songs butchered performed:
- Rooftops
- I Don't Love You
- My Heart
- Ohio is for Lovers1
- 1 Was knocked out by a bottle thrown from the crowd midway through the song, an act which won the show a British Comedy Award!
Dannii's Old People[edit | edit source]
Paris Hilton[edit | edit source]
Paris (27) is a mom-of-god-knows-how-many from London. She had her first child at the age of 8 and her life spiralled out of control. She turned to drugs at age 10, while pregnant with octuplets, and spent some time in prison at age 14. Eventually, two-thirds of her children (pictured) were taken into care. For a more detailed look at her life, simply read Amy Winehouse's biography backwards.
Songs butchered performed:
- I Know I'm No Good
- Smooth Criminal
- Rehab
Daniel Evans[edit | edit source]
Songs butchered performed:
- Never Gonna Give You Up1
- 1 A live Rick Roll.
Ruth Lorenzo[edit | edit source]
Songs butchered performed:
- Take My Breath Away1
- 99 Red Balloons2
- Knocking on Heavens Door3
- Through the Fire and the Flames4
- Always5
- 1 Performed partially in Spanish
- 2 Performed partially in German
- 3 Performed partially in French
- 4 Performed partially in Russian
- 5 By Blink 182
Louis' "Bands"[edit | edit source]
JLS[edit | edit source]
JLS (Just Lousy Singers) consists of four black Martio-Earthican people named Aston, JB, Oritse and Marvin.