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Articles[edit | edit source]
Arbicles[edit | edit source]
- George Carlin Grill
- User:RAHB/SCP-42069
- User:RAHB/Where Are They Now?: The Aristocrats
- Nun porn
- User:RAHB/Pizza Slut
- User:RAHB/Underwar Party!
- User:RAHB/Kobe Bryant In Egypt
- User:RAHB/Archimedes
- User:RAHB/Scrambled Eggs: Sexy Or Not Sexy needs more images, certain captions, and audio, including "Liberty Belles" recording
- User:RAHB/HowTo:Eat a cake made entirely of cayenne pepper with BeezeeBiver
- User:RAHB/Cherry Coke
- User:RAHB/Cheers
- User:Kip the Dip/Things that Rhyme with Orange - was on my watchlist and I vaguely remember agreeing to collaborate on this
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Ideas[edit | edit source]
- They call it rapeseed oil because it makes unwanted advances on the flavor of your meal and leaves behind a gooey discharge that makes you fat even though you were trying to prevent that.
- Eat so much pussy they call me the Head-master
- Somebody's family member or friend trying to convince them that the Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks is an employee thing and they're getting it special
- Two friends. One is skinny and one is fat. This is because the skinny guy has a very peculiar tick, in which he can't eat food that is "broken". After taking a bite out of any food, it is "broken" and he passes it to his friend to finish.
- Saying "Sorry kids" out of context
- Talking to someone for 20 minutes before saying in a surprised tone "Hey! I know you!"
- Couple guys at a bar from small towns arguing about how small their towns were, getting progressively more competitive. ("You had a stoplight?!")
- Someone rambling droning on about their career and shit to a stranger in the petting zoo at the L.A. Country Fair
- Autobiography written with simple two word descriptors of all the feelings in your life followed by the word "Man"
- Remember, Alamo Volvo
- The Tablespoon Channel
- A weird family that likes to put up photos of their deceased family members to show reverence to them. Except the photos are of them as they were when they died.
- A couple have decided to have a skydiving wedding. Of course this consists of all of their friends and family holding on for dear life as the cargo doors open and the plane is plummeting through the sky. When they've finished their vows and stuff, ropes are lowered from the cargo bay and they climb down them all the way to the ground.
- A guy wakes up holding a rutabaga shaped like a bear claw. He's surprised and then he throws it off to the side into a box full of rutabagas shaped like bear claws and goes back to sleep
- Minor league hockey team's zamboni's instagram
- A guy who works at a place where they have access to every phone, computer, etc. in the country just to be able to send out an emergency message in the case of an enormous catastrophe. He gets drunk and drunk texts his ex or something. But he planned on getting drunk and telling everyone what he thought of them and his philosophy and everything.
- Entire support groups for specific things like thinking TV products don't work or people who watch Meteor Men naked
- The Definitive List Of Everything (Entry One: A hot air balloon)
- Scandinavian governments declare that access to funky fresh rhymes is a basic human right
- The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, Indiana Jones, acceptance
- An entire country bans toilet paper
- A Thousand Calls A Day - parody of "A Thousand Miles Away" by The Heartbeats. About telemarketers and bill collectors.
- "Sorry for the diabetes"
- Soldering vegetables
- Buttholes of the cards
- Major League Fagging
- Maurice Ravel stole my bike
- UnTunes:The Ultimate BUTT POOP!!!!
- Fuck The Children (UnTune - like We Are The World)
- An article about piercing or fashion or something wherein kids pierce their nose to have large studio monitor headphones hanging out. And other appliances and shit like that.
- A website where you can rate drug dealers
- "You should drink some golf."
- Start an article by asserting that the topic is absolutely not another entirely unrelated topic. Perhaps touch back on it throughout if it's funny, or assert that it is not other things. As per "Shoe shining, NOT HORSE RACING".
- Bunny like you MUST!
- Crocheting a dick-warmer
- "I'd totally bang a central intelligence with no corporeal form." - "I wouldn't. That's gay."
- "I'd totally bang all the Portuguese."
- "I'd totally bang Davy Jones."