User:RAHB/Cherry Coke

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A Cherry Coke user, seen getting a quick fix.

Cherry Coke is a popular illegal narcotic, and a form of cocaine. It is noted for its remarkably reddish tint, as well as its remarkably reddish flavor.

Originally created in 1986, Cherry Coke was quite popular with not only adults and barely-pubescent teenagers, but with kids as young as 3 years old. Before it was made illegal, children could freely obtain Cherry Coke from supermarkets and restaurants. Its illegality lowered its popularity for a time, but in recent years, Cherry Coke has skyrocketed in popularity. Since its cult-like revival in 2005, it has quickly become one of the most popular drugs on the market, statistically leaving all other stimulants "in the dust," as it were.