User:Pentium5dot1/Todo

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Pages to create

Note to self: Clean out this section and move anything worth saving to User:Pentium5dot1/UN:REQ holding cell

• 7-Zip
• Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (essay on how a self-consistent Wikipedia cannot exist in a stable state forever)
• StepMania
• Jigglypuff effect (i.e., "audiogenic narcolepsy," or a pattern of sounds that causes humans to fall asleep; this is totally made up)
• ! (song) (Talk:!#Could we incorporate...) - Should incorporate into In The Groove instead
• HowTo:Breathe (for marine mammals) ([[Talk:HowTo:Breathe#Breathing control in marine mammals]])
• Pop'n Music
• Substitute student
• Hunger (disambiguation)

Need expert advice

• Famicom Disk System (PLEASE WAIT...INSERT SIDE B...STILL LOADING... - I can develop that kind of gag just fine, but for the technical stuff in the article's intro, I need help)
• Peter Singer (a modern utilitarian philosopher; see Wikipedia:Peter Singer for the scoop)
• Mozilla Thunderbird (I'm not an expert on either OS-tan or the Mozilla Foundation/Corporation. Mozilla Thunderbird was originally a redirect to Mozilla Firefox, which was also the only article that used the redirect (forming an infinite loop). The redirect was deleted because of its uselessness.)
• ISO 9000 (one carefully chosen use of an Over 9000 joke might be okay, but avoid using the video-game-piracy meaning of ISO; are there any business-management experts out there?)
• Windows Home Server

Pages to fix (minor)

Real content issues

• Worst 100 Firefox extensions - add HTTPS-Everywhere
• Moogle - Needs a picture of the "standard" (FF6-era) Moogle.
• WiFi - mention something about channel 14 being only for 802.11b use and only permitted in Japan

Maintenance

None at the moment

Pages to fix (major)

None

Need expert advice

N/A

Pee Reviews in Progress

None

Userbox issues

• Make a userbox that says something like: "This user has been blocked from Wikipedia, because (s)he is a total idiot/dumbass/loser"
• Make userboxes (possibly Babel-style) about DDR players (?)
• Place Babel userboxes on my user page
• Make a userbox for Caltech students

Other

• note: Glenda, the Plan 9 Bunny (mascot of Plan 9 from Bell Labs) looks like a cross between Mashimaro and the Raving Rabbids from Rayman Raving Rabbids
• User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Checkpoint Charlie (conlangs)

Arbitrary section break

• Explain what cuteness has to do with neoteny; notice specifically that the traits defined to be kawaii are generally considered neotenous. How do we work these into the relevant articles? - BTW: User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Kawaii (IP rewrite) - For that matter: User:Pentium5dot1/UN:REQ explanations/Common material: Cuteness, neoteny, and kawaii - meh, not sure if I need to split this out. Maybe even a separate page for "Physical appearance of the Eloi"
• User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Schrodinger's cat temp
• Ask an admin where Wikia's global spam blacklist is stored - I just want to be able to read it in order to better avoid or diagnose problems like this in the future
• User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/TCP (disambiguation)
• User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Google template, and make an equivalent capable of calling Ixquick, DuckDuckGo, and qrobe.it
• User:Pentium5dot1/UN:REQ explanations/Vocaloid — To be superseded by a rewrite here, with associated subpage whose purpose will become clear later (hold on, one more; also maintenance notes)
• User:Pentium5dot1/uncyclopedia.css
• User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/GameCorner (userfication of an article)