User:OK

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Native nameNeil deGrasse Tyson
Born
  • (1110-01-01) 1 January 1110 (age 915)
  • Venus
Died
Cause of deathBrain rot
Resting place
NationalityHow am I supposed to know? I've been on Reddit...
Other namesGordan Freeman
Known forProbably all the crimes I've commited? Someone PLEASE tell me I really need to know
AllegianceMy uncle has factory in China, it's probably that.
MotiveAbsolute Joy, fullfillment, Praise be Xi Jinping!
Conviction(s)20,000 years in China, not a prison from what I've read!
Criminal charge
  • Arms trafficking
  • Arson
  • Assault
  • Battery
  • Bribery
  • Burglary
  • Cigarette smuggling
  • Chop shop
  • Conspiracy
  • Contract killing
  • Counterfeiting
  • Drug trafficking
  • Extortion
  • Fencing
  • Fraud
  • Illegal gambling
  • Larceny
  • Loansharking
  • Money laundering
  • Murder
  • Racketeering
  • Robbery
  • Skimming
  • Theft
  • Truck hijacking
  • Tax evasion
  • Protection rackets
  • Vandalism
  • Criminal damage to a lock
  • Driving without insurance
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Welcome to this page but be WARNED... cool stuff everywhere!!!!
Yes really, see for yourself
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1121025years, 1month and 21days.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! May your children be so famous every policeman knows them. Help!
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This user is 1119000 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user has been blocked
Why times.
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This user's IQ is over Unmeasurable, but it's meaningless anyway hahahaha. I'm sure the CIA knows.
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SBQ2.jpg OK has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew!
This is the highest honor you will ever receive.
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I'm not gonna edit on here I just wanna make a cool userpage

Other account is Okbuddy.

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