User:Meht

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is from Texas and may secede if provoked!

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17-3

ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao-2

du-4 This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level. du-4

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es-1

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht-3

rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour. rh-2

tlh-X This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers . tlh-X

tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan. tx-N

You're Judging Me, Aren't You?

Meht, not to be confused with the Mets OR meth, lacks any humor what-so-ever, only signs on to correct the elderly's grammar mistakes, and may or may think that Meht sounds Arabic.

• I'm sears-ious.
  • I kmart stand grammatical errors.

Born after 1989, this Texan (fe)male is a registered sex offender who joined Uncyclopedia in a desperate attempt to be noticed by the scene/emo clique, but was ultimately rejected (and now hates their wrist-slashing selves) due to not carving Oscar Wilde into her leg at the pre-initiation ceremony.

Time to Show Off

I have not created or re-written anything I consider to be amazingly amazing since I lack creativity.

Articles of Confederation

• William Shatner
• Spam
• Shit