User:Meht

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is from Texas and may secede if provoked!

17 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17 3

ao 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer. ao 2

du 4 This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level. du 4

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

es 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es 1

ht 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht 3

rh 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour. rh 2

tlh X This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers. tlh X

tx N This user is a native speaker of Texan. tx N

You're Judging Me, Aren't You?

Meht, not to be confused with the Mets OR meth, lacks any humor what-so-ever, only signs on to correct the elderly's grammar mistakes, and may or may think that Meht sounds Arabic.

• I'm sears-ious.
  • I kmart stand grammatical errors.

Born after 1989, this Texan (fe)male is a registered sex offender who joined Uncyclopedia in a desperate attempt to be noticed by the scene/emo clique, but was ultimately rejected (and now hates their wrist-slashing selves) due to not carving Oscar Wilde into her leg at the pre-initiation ceremony.

Time to Show Off

I have not created or re-written anything I consider to be amazingly amazing since I lack creativity.

Articles of Confederation

• William Shatner
• Spam
• Shit