User:Key2theworld

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This mathematical user loves pi

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user should not be trusted.

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This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

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