User:Key2theworld

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - away an boil yer heed
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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OperaLogo.jpg This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user loves pi
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user should not be trusted.
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bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

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