User:Kentish121/Quotes
“YEH..WILL..NOT..INSULT..ALBUS..DUMBLEDORE..IN..MY..PRESENCE..”
– Hagrid on Albus Dumbledore on his sexuality
“Get off my lawn!”
– Adults on teenagers
“It's so unfair!”
– Teenagers on everything
“The duality of breasts reflects the duality of impulses they intice i.e. the urge to suck and the urge to squeeze.”
– Immanuel Kant on Boobs
“HAHAHAHAHA...”
– The Queen on other countries "Royal Families"
“That bitch aint got shit on me”
– Elizabeth Windsor on Helen Mirren
“I'm running away for ever!”
– Teenagers on Parental Discipline
“It's so unfair!”
– Teenagers on everything
“There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”
– Dick Chetney on Hitler
“They scare the living shit outta me!”
– Gerard Way on teenagers
“You don't understand me!”
– Teenagers on Parents
“In Linux, kernel loads YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Linux
“I trust Severus with my life.”
– Dumbledore on Snape
“In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills YOU, Snape!”
“Lesbians are girls who like other girls.”
“And the Lord said that it turned him on.”
– God on lesbians
“In Soviet Russia, Highschool Girls goes to jail for having sex with YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Having sex with High school girls.
“I should've worn one...”
– Your Dad on condoms
“I should've worn one...”
– Your Mom on condoms
“Condoms are Double Plus Ungood ”
– The Pope on condoms
“The only thing worse than wearing a condom is not wearing a condom. ”
– Oscar Wilde on condoms
“Condoms- they're not just for sailors anymore!”
– Your mom on Condoms
“This pepperami packet is too big!”
– Gene Simmons on Condoms
“Does all the slime of your punani, make sex feel nice with condoms?”
– Your little brother on condoms
“A fine gallery of phallic landmarks!”
– Oscar Wilde on London
“Like..Oh my God..Queen Elizabeth is such a BITCH..she didnt add me as a friend on MySpace!”
– Myself on Queen Elizabeth
“Tony Blair in charge of Middle East peace is like Harold Shipman in charge of Help The Aged”
– George Galloway on Tony Blair
“We came to arrange. A trade of our oil for his bombs. I must fire that interpreter.”
– Iraq on Dealing with Tony Blair