User:Kentish121/Quotes

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“YEH..WILL..NOT..INSULT..ALBUS..DUMBLEDORE..IN..MY..PRESENCE..”

– Hagrid on Albus Dumbledore on his sexuality

“Get off my lawn!”

– Adults on teenagers

“It's so unfair!”

– Teenagers on everything

“The duality of breasts reflects the duality of impulses they intice i.e. the urge to suck and the urge to squeeze.”

– Immanuel Kant on Boobs

“HAHAHAHAHA...”

– The Queen on other countries "Royal Families"

“That bitch aint got shit on me”

– Elizabeth Windsor on Helen Mirren

“I'm running away for ever!”

– Teenagers on Parental Discipline

“It's so unfair!”

– Teenagers on everything

“There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”

– Dick Chetney on Hitler

“They scare the living shit outta me!”

– Gerard Way on teenagers

“You don't understand me!”

– Teenagers on Parents

“In Linux, kernel loads YOU!!”

– Russian Reversal on Linux

“I trust Severus with my life.”

– Dumbledore on Snape

“In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills YOU, Snape!”

“Lesbians are girls who like other girls.”

“And the Lord said that it turned him on.”

– God on lesbians

“In Soviet Russia, Highschool Girls goes to jail for having sex with YOU!!”

– Russian Reversal on Having sex with High school girls.

“I should've worn one...”

– Your Dad on condoms

“I should've worn one...”

– Your Mom on condoms

“Condoms are Double Plus Ungood ”

– The Pope on condoms

“The only thing worse than wearing a condom is not wearing a condom. ”

– Oscar Wilde on condoms

“Condoms- they're not just for sailors anymore!”

– Your mom on Condoms

“This pepperami packet is too big!”

– Gene Simmons on Condoms

“Does all the slime of your punani, make sex feel nice with condoms?”

– Your little brother on condoms

“A fine gallery of phallic landmarks!”

– Oscar Wilde on London

“Like..Oh my God..Queen Elizabeth is such a BITCH..she didnt add me as a friend on MySpace!”

– Myself on Queen Elizabeth

“Tony Blair in charge of Middle East peace is like Harold Shipman in charge of Help The Aged”

– George Galloway on Tony Blair

“We came to arrange. A trade of our oil for his bombs. I must fire that interpreter.”

– Iraq on Dealing with Tony Blair