User:Kentish121/Quotes

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“YEH..WILL..NOT..INSULT..ALBUS..DUMBLEDORE..IN..MY..PRESENCE..”

~ Hagrid on Albus Dumbledore on his sexuality

“Get off my lawn!”

~ Adults on teenagers

“It's so unfair!”

~ Teenagers on everything

“The duality of breasts reflects the duality of impulses they intice i.e. the urge to suck and the urge to squeeze.”

~ Immanuel Kant on Boobs

“HAHAHAHAHA...”

~ The Queen on other countries "Royal Families"

“That bitch aint got shit on me”

~ Elizabeth Windsor on Helen Mirren

“I'm running away for ever!”

~ Teenagers on Parental Discipline

“It's so unfair!”

~ Teenagers on everything

“There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”

~ Dick Chetney on Hitler

“They scare the living shit outta me!”

~ Gerard Way on teenagers

“You don't understand me!”

~ Teenagers on Parents

“In Linux, kernel loads YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Linux

“I trust Severus with my life.”

~ Dumbledore on Snape

“In Soviet Russia, Dumbledore kills YOU, Snape!”

“Lesbians are girls who like other girls.”

“And the Lord said that it turned him on.”

~ God on lesbians

“In Soviet Russia, Highschool Girls goes to jail for having sex with YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Having sex with High school girls.

“I should've worn one...”

~ Your Dad on condoms

“I should've worn one...”

~ Your Mom on condoms

“Condoms are Double Plus Ungood ”

~ The Pope on condoms

“The only thing worse than wearing a condom is not wearing a condom. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on condoms

“Condoms- they're not just for sailors anymore!”

~ Your mom on Condoms

“This pepperami packet is too big!”

~ Gene Simmons on Condoms

“Does all the slime of your punani, make sex feel nice with condoms?”

~ Your little brother on condoms

“A fine gallery of phallic landmarks!”

~ Oscar Wilde on London

“Like..Oh my God..Queen Elizabeth is such a BITCH..she didnt add me as a friend on MySpace!”

~ Myself on Queen Elizabeth

“Tony Blair in charge of Middle East peace is like Harold Shipman in charge of Help The Aged”

~ George Galloway on Tony Blair

“We came to arrange. A trade of our oil for his bombs. I must fire that interpreter.”

~ Iraq on Dealing with Tony Blair