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Indominus Rex
Temporal range: Holocene
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Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Reptilia
Superorder: Dinosauria
(unranked): Divinosauria
Family: †???
Genus: †???
Species
  • I. rex
Synonyms
  • Indominus killerus
  • Indominus amongus
  • Indominus thesaurus

Indominus rex was a badass, hybrid dinosaur who is a fusion of Tyrannosaurus and Velociraptor (and also possibly among others). It was first created by Dr. Henry Wu for more popularity in the Jurassic Park and later killed by a giant, Megalodon-sized fish that comes from the park's lagoon. This now-dead creature's bone was got by a submarine, to make more evil, intelligent and sexy Indoraptor. Indominus rex is also main antagonist in the Jurassic World, being arch-enemy of Owen Grady, Rexy, the Raptors, and possibly near everything else in the Universe (similar to Hitler).

History[edit | edit source]

Before the Holocene[edit | edit source]

An incredible, infamous legend tells that Indominus rex may have been born a carnivorous dinosaur that sex with other carnivorous dinosaur. Another infamous legend also tells about an unknown time traveler somewhere puts the hybrid egg in the T. rex's nest. This things were later debunked for weird reasons.

Middle-to-Late 1980s[edit | edit source]

During that time, dinosaurs were de-extinct for the first time as the Park's dogs in a small island. Several scientists studied that they wanted to create a sexy dino hybrid for the Park's intense popularity. These things were failed several thousand times, as most hybrid dinosaurs only lived in few minutes.

What it is made of?[edit | edit source]

It's unknown what this hybrid creature made of, similar to Godzilla. However, scientists said that creature is likely made of dinosaurs from the Mesozoic Era, while some others tell that is made of Rudy (a Baryonyx) with chameleon powers.

Below, here's a list of creatures (and other things) that may be made of it:

  • Tyrannosaurus
  • Velociraptor
  • Carnotaurus
  • Giganotosaurus
  • Majungasaurus
  • Rugops
  • Pycnonemosaurus
  • Quilmesaurus
  • Viavenator
  • Deinosuchus
  • Therizinosaurus
  • Cuttlefish
  • Tree frog
  • Pit viper
  • A hadrosaur
  • A spinosaur
  • Weapons from World Wars
  • Human's brain
  • Imposter's tongue
  • Dimetrodon
  • Tyrantrum
  • Boeing 747
  • a bird with a thousands of voices
  • several millions of prehistoric animals

A People's Guide to Kill Indominus[edit | edit source]

If you accidentally re-created the Indominus rex, you will be prepared, as it will grow into the adult stage in just 5 minutes!

What Indominus hates?[edit | edit source]

As started before, The Indominus rex aggressively hates people, good dinosaurs and everything else. It also seems to allergic to swimming in the water and helicopters.

Here's an another list of noble things that it hates:

  • Rexy the Tyrannosaurus Rex
  • Blue
  • Aladar the Iguanadon
  • Utahraptors
  • Guns
  • Rifles
  • It's creator, Dr. Henry Wu
  • YOU!
  • Gays
  • Bad Memes
  • Charles Calvin
  • The move, Cautious Strike
  • Chuck Norris
  • Galar dinosaurs
  • Asteroids