User:Jovito/Carnotaurus

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Carnotaurus
CarnotaurusDISNEY.jpg
Pretty scary...
Scientific classification
KingdomAnimalia
PhylumChordata
ClassDinosauria
OrderT. rex things
Family†T. rex-like
Genus†Homo dinosaurus
Species†Itself
Binomial name
†Carnotaurus sastrei
Specifications
Health10000
Mana???
Strength666
Bite force: Infinite
IntelligenceDumb
WeightUnknown
LengthOver 22 m

Carnotaurus (meaning "meat-eating sh*t bull") had not only very small arms, but also very crappy eyesight (though they had very sexy legs like Hitler). This makes a result of an extinction of this dinosaur very early, due to several flaws (unlike the dinosaurs that killed by asteroid). The last known Carnotaurus was killed by an Iguanodon that shouted a very loud voice that is enough to fall it into the cliff.

Due to God power-like teeth, Carnotaurus could eat herbivores, lions, raptors, dogs and much more, but it mostly prefer iguanodonts (its arch-nemesis). It can also make huge monsters (like tyrannosaurs, Godzilla and sauropods) to say a giant "OOF!!", if bites one of them.

Evolution[edit | edit source]

Carnotaurus first evolved when a theropod's skin was covered by feces. This makes a handsome theropod to a completely ugly creature that will almost eat everything. Sound funny enough?