User:Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Journey to the Lost Isle-er?

Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet is a sockpuppet of someone for (not-so-mainly) inserting images, so this one is risking its life.

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This user raises their own chickenbox.

“This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about.” – Captain Obvious

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is an evil clone of Journey to the Lost Isle-er.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user is an adventurer.

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

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