User:Jlf278/Dr. Colossus
“Gobble Gobble Gobble Motherfu--ers!”
Dr. Colossus, former King of the Turkey (animal) and possibly Turkey, once resided in the aether of mystical forest wonder. Although his date of birth and length of reign are unknown, his death has been confirmed to be a direct precursor to the first Thanksgiving.
Rise to Power[edit | edit source]
Like the respective Kings of other species, Dr. Colossus earned his royal crown by successfully defeating the previous King of Turkeys, whom had chosen Queensbury Rulez as the decisive battle arena.
Notable Achievements[edit | edit source]
Instituting a sweeping range of social reforms, Dr. Colossus is highly regarded for the significant raise in base quality of life seen by turkeys over the course of his reign. Some poultry science scholars have mused that these reforms were the basis for FDR's New Deal. And while, like FDR, Dr. Colossus rarely chose to walk about, he more closely resembled Mr. T
Final Years[edit | edit source]
Although warned by the friendly Native Americans of the Pilgrims from Europe, Dr. Colossus woefully took little heed. His reign ended in a grand banquet of a feast. To his utter disappointment, he was served as the main course. Nevertheless, the Kingdom of Turkeys thought it a magnificently suiting end to one of their most beloved rulers. Shortly thereafter, widespread massacre and slavery spread rampant.