User:JesusLandMan

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JesusLandMan
Personal info
Nationality	Mexican
Date of birth	π
Place of birth	The Abyss, North Dakota
Date of death	probably the very distant future
Place of death	N/A
First Lady	Tyra Banks
Political career
Order	1st
Vice President	Chuck Norris
Prime Minister	n/a
Term of office	π–∞
Preceded by	Your Mum
Succeeded by	Jesus
Political party	Democrat
Penis nickname	n/a

Anime Chuck Norris Facts

• When Haruhi Suzumiya tries to create a new universe, the old one doesn't get destroyed. Chuck Norris eats it. He then moves on to the main course.
• Chuck Norris kicked Sesshomaru's ass without getting struck at least once.
• Chuck Norris threw Kouga outta the Milky Way Galaxy.
• Freeza didn't destroy Planet Vegeta, Chuck Norris visited
• Chuck Norris is the only person who can become Super-duper-I'm-so-amazing-roundhouse-kick-yo-ass-saiyan.
• You think Naruto's a ninja?! You haven't met Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can kick Kyuubi and Shukaku's asses and still get home in time for tea.
• Chuck Norris INVENTED anime.
• Chuck Norris doesn't need a Death Note to kill people. He simply stares at them.
• Chuck Norris power level is OVER NIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE-THHHOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSAAAAND!!!
• Eiichiro Oda based Poseidon and Pluton on Chuck Norris.

World of Warcraft Chuck Norris Facts

• Chuck Norris doesn't farm Materials, they farm for Chuck Norris.

• Sulfuras Hand of Ragnaros WILL drop for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris doesnt wipe, the instance just surrenders.

• Chuck Norris can rez himself. Without an Ankh.

• Chuck Norris gets epic drops in deadmines.

• Chuck Norris doesnt have to pay for repairs. Repairs pay for Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris can kill High Inquisitor Whitemane before she ressurects Morgraine, and still get Morgraine's loot.

• Chuck Norris CAN Dodge finishing moves.

• Chuck Norris has infinity hp. But he never dies.

• Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick has 110% Chance to crit.

• Chuck Norris has his own player class. The Chuckadin.

• Chuck Norris can move the Immovable Object and Stop the Unstoppable Force.

• And he doesnt need the AV Marks or Honour to buy them.

• World of Roguecraft owned Maydie, Chuck Norris Owned World of Roguecraft.

• Chuck Norris Doesnt need healers.

• Chuck Norris can kill Lord Kazak after the 2 minutes.

• Shamans arnt overpowered - Chuck Norris is.

• Chuck Norris can dual wield two handed weapons.

• Chuck Norris never runs out of Ammo.

• Chuck Norris can beat GMs.

• GMs dont solve problems, Chuck Norris does.

• Chuck Norris doesnt solve problems, he just dares them to happen.

• Chuck Norris can Mount in combat.

• Chuck Norris' doesnt need a mount, mounts need Chuck Norris

• Thistle boars used to drop epics, but Chuck Norris killed them all.

• Chuck Norris can make Sulfuron Hammer out of Rough Stone.

• Chuck Norris CAN have all professions.

• Chuck Norris Solo Stratholme Baron in 46 minutes.

• Undead are immune to fear, but not to Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris checked C'Thuns combat log after he killed him: C'Thun suffers 90987686587676558998678658761337 damage (0 resisted) from Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick.

• Chuck Norris can walk through C'Thun's Dark Glare.

• Tanks don't hold aggro from Chuck Norris, he holds aggro from tanks.

• Chuck Norris can pop Paladin bubble.

• Chuck Norris can bubble hearth without the bubble or the hearthstone.

• Chuck Norris doesnt need Attunement to enter raids.

• Chuck Norris doesnt need a raid group to enter raids.

• Chuck Norris doesnt Look for Groups, groups look for Chuck Norris.

• The LFG Channel was originally created so everyone could talk about the greatness of Chuck Norris. Too Bad people spammed it with group requests. So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into oblivion.

• Chuck Norris CAN have spaces in his name, and numbers.

• There is only one player in existance who ever came Close to beating Chuck Norris. Too bad he never lived to tell the tale.

• And no it wasnt Paladinsucks.

• Chuck Norris can kill People with PvP off.

• Chuck Norris has two stages. Walk and Kill.

• Chuck Norris can move from PvE servers to PvP servers.

• But he doesnt need yo because Chuck Norris is on all servers, all the time.

• Chuck Norris CAN raid without waiting for reset.

• Chuck Norris doesnt buy off Auction House, Auction house buys off Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you so hard it will wipe your entire account from the face of existance

• You can't buy Chuck Norris

• Chuck Norris is always raid leader, Main tank, Main healer, Main assist, master looter and he still has time to kick your ass.

• Chuck Norris can tank and heal at the same time.

• LFG Chuck Norris.

• LFM Chuck Norris.

• LFG... oops

• When Chuck Norris' groups wipes, Chuck Norris ressurects himself, then he ressurects everyone in the group and Kills them again.

• Leeroy Jenkins tried to wipe Chuck Norris. He recieved a roundhouse kick to the face.

• Chuck Norris doesnt go AFK.

• When Chuck Norris DOES go AFK players dont gank him - they know better.

• Chuck Norris hated Maydie's PvP video, So he roundhouse kicked Paladinsucks into the next millenium, where he found the answer to the Ultimate question: too bad Chuck Norris killed him before he could tell anyone.

• One day Chuck Norris and Saurfang got into a fight on Draenor. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Saurfang so hard that Draenor ripped apart.

Topics I Actively Edit

• Montana
• Dallas
• Inland Northwest
• Fort Worth
• More to come