User:JJtheWikiCre8r/Benny virus
The Benny virus is a supposedly Bennygn benign virus that slows down your Android or iPhone or makes pages not even load. It is named such because the new tab icon is replaced with Benny from The Lego Movie.
My Story[edit | edit source]
My phone got infected with the Benny virus when traveling along U.S. Highway 29 near Damnville, Virginia a while back. Most of the time, the phone's immune system has been able to fight it off, but occasionally, the Benny virus strikes again.
Once, the Benny virus showed itself at a Chipotle in Winston-Salem. After I left, Benny showed up again when passing under Interstate 40.
How to get rid of Benny virus[edit | edit source]
- Have the Benny virus on your phone. DUH!
- Have the desire to remove the Benny virus. DUHBLE DUH!!
- Build a Lego spaceship in the "Classic Space" architectural style and color scheme. (see https://lego.fandom.com/wiki/Classic_Space for more details)
- Say "Spaceship, spaceship, SPACESHIP!!!!!!!!" (last part must be in really excited voice)
- Optionally, you may chuck your phone into space.
Uh oh[edit | edit source]
We got the Benny virus too!
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This user is obsessed with SPACESHIPS!! |
Hey look! It can be used as a userbox. How convenient.
2019 Gameloft Infection[edit | edit source]
In 2019, Gameloft was developing a mobile RPG and it became infected with the much more lethal Red Benny Virus. This version differs in that Benny wears a red spacesuit, no longer has a prosthetic arm, and demands full-on-center focus instead of relegating himself to being a tritagonist along with a Frankenrobot pirate and a unicorn cat. The hack turned their RPG into "LEGO LEGACY: Heroes Unboxed" featuring characters such as cops with sticker shirts all the way to sentient hot dogs. It also causes phones that read about it to get the regular Benny Virus.
Virologists have not yet concluded whether Gameloft's servers are still functional after the Red Benny Virus.