User:IvoryUnPedia/Patriot (fictional band)
| U.S OF FUCKIN' A Patriot | |
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| Background information | |
| From | 1971 BC to present |
| Hometown | Southampton, Greece |
| Genre(s) | Half Dome, Hard Fock, Heavy iron, Nirvana impersonator |
| Members | Vincent Stone
Horton Johnson David Gardner Smith Emmett |
| Notable Single(s) | its over 9000! |
| Notable Album(s) | 24.000 |
| Awards | definitely more than you have |
NOTE: THIS ARTICLE IS FULLY FICTIONAL AND IS NOT PROMOTIONAL IN ANY WAY
Patriot is a fictional rock band created by the criminal mastermind on Steroids that is User:IvoryUnPedia, they are supposedly formed in Southampton in 1971, but the creator has forgotten it. their lineup since 1971 (because the creator is too lazy to come up with more people's names to change their lineup) is Vincent Stone (lead vocals, piano, guitar sometimes, lewd noises), Horton Johnson (guitar, piano, vocals, explosives), David Gardner (bass guitar, vocals, jackass member), Smith Emmett (drums, percussion, vocals, monkey noises)
Notable Concerts[edit | edit source]
Being french, the audience is rowdy, the concert ran just fine until one audience member decides to pick up a gumball machine from a nearby store and fires it at the band. In respond, the band picks up a fog machine and filled it with gasoline, thus creating an improvised flamethrower, vocalist Vincent Stone then fires it at the audience member, the result is spectacular
- 18 May 1980, Mount St. Helens, WA, US
After hearing about the increasing volcanic activity on Mt. St. Helens, (because of the messed up minds of the band members) the band thought it was a good idea to perform on top of the volcano, the show was attended by a staggering audience of, 20 mountain goats. during the 1st encore. the volcano erupted, the eruption caused the stage to float, and flies with the eruption column. The band though, didn't give a shit, and kept on playing, guitarist Horton Johnson said, "a natural fog machine, with a sulfuric scent, a little hot, but perfect for a concert", singer Vincent Stone said during the show, "I'm a big fan of Dragon Ball,this feels like riding the Kintoun Cloud". the eruption caused the stage to fly north, The show ends as the stage plummets to the ground , and lands in an empty field in Canada, destroying the stage which formed a phallic monument in the process. The band escaped uninjured, after deploying parachutes of their own when the stage falls.
- 7 May 1981, New York City, NY, US
The band had an idea for a flying concert, inspired by their 1980 St. Helens show. The stage was initially built on Central Park, and was planned to fly across the city. With two circular platforms side by side connected by a long middle platform with a semicircle in the end of the middle platform, the stage design is noticeably phallic, with both the local residents and the concert audience calling the stage "The Big Flying Torpedo Dingdong Dick". The stage was equipped with 3 NASA rocket thrusters, the concert commences at 05.00 AM, the loud roar from the rocket thrusters angered the locals, and threw boulders and doujins onto the stage. Being a perverted weeb, bassist David Gardner picks up any thrown doujins he could find, the rest of the band wasn't happy about this, and stabbed Gardner's anus with unbelievable speed via fingering, causing him to jump over 500 feet into the air, the unbelievable speed of the fingering caused internal ejaculation in his rectum, the band then continued playing, flying over skyscrapers and homes, and nearly colliding into a tower of course you know what tower that is, the concert ended spectacularly with pyrotechnics going off, the pyrotechnics were causing the thrusters to stop working, and the stage falls, the band narrowly escaped an anal exam as Superman catches the stage before it hit the ground.
- 26 October 2010, Mount Merapi, Indonesia
The band performed yet again on top of an active volcano, this time on Mt. Merapi in Indonesia. Halfway through the show, the volcano farted erupted massively, as the stage wasn't built like their previous stages, the eruption obliterated the stage. the eruption killed around at least 1 ant colony. The band though, escaped uninjured after being protected by Gandalf who happened to attend the show. After the concert the band states that, the show was "FUCKING AWESOME".
Discography[edit | edit source]
- Patriot (1972)
- Patriot II (1973)
- Patriot III (1974)
- Patriot IV (1975)
- Patriot V (1976)
- Beta, Gamma Et Cetera (1978)
- Thoughts of the Same Size (1979)
- Megalomaniac (1981)
- Commandment Gangster (1982)
- The Space Ultimatum (1983)
- The Saints And Sinners (1985)
- Darkoholic (1986)
- Darkophobic (1987)
- Somewhere in Between the Realms (1989)
- Common Era (1993)
- Rebels Against Life (1995)
- Lieutenant (1999)
- Exiled to Run (2000)
- The Icon of Hypocrisy (2006)
- The Order of the Patriotian Empire (2009)
- Metro Police (2012)
- 22nd Album (2016) [1]
- 23rd Album (2019) [2]
- 24th Album (2020) [3]