User:Imrealized/Awards

Honours and Awards

Job Well Dude… Your rug really tied this room together. Thanks.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. You are wise enough to see the infinite sublimity of self-aggrandizement. -- Xiao Li

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Do NOT click any links! -- Bradaphraser

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Thanks for the vote for Writer of the Month. I've been waiting for this for months now...it's probably the thing I most wanted out of my time here. -- Bradaphraser

Featured Article: Hide and Go Jesus
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Reefer University Graduate This user got high at Reefer University, yet managed to graduate anyway.

Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

Featured Article: Smells Like Teen Spirit
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips? When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

Featured Article: Paradise Lost
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Medical Malpractice -- Severian

	Writer of the Month September 2006

Featured Article: Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Potatochopper of the Month -- Thanks for your vote for PotM. I would have made a pic to commemorate the occasion, but I wasn't expecting to win, so you get this crappy template instead. Hurrah!

Featured Article: Tom Paine
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Featured Article: Planned Parenthood
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Featured Article: HowTo:Clown Stalk
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Featured Article: Apathy Man
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This user has been pwn3d by democracy, and will be returning shortly. See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!