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Welcome to Ian's user page.

Carley has inspired me, for some awkward reason, to make this stupid user page in February 2006.

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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

Ian is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with Ian will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

This user would like to join the Folding@home team, but he has things to do with his computer.

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This user doesn't give a shit about Oscar Wilde, but thinks his made-up quotes are funny.

NI!	This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!

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... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?

... Donald Trump? More like... Donald Gay! Hah, gottem!
... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?

... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
... tennis isn't just a game?
... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?

For nonsense related IRC chat, you can visit my chat page. It's not always up, and it always sucks.

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