User:Ianweller/new/mainpage

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Welcome to Ian's user page.

Carley has inspired me, for some awkward reason, to make this stupid user page in February 2006.


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Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

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Ian is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with Ian will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

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This user would like to join the Folding@home team, but he has things to do with his computer.

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This user doesn't give a shit about Oscar Wilde, but thinks his made-up quotes are funny.

NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!



Did you know...

  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?

Do you care...[edit | edit source]

  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?


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