User:IFYMB!/Twelfth Doctor Candidate:PENISMAN!!!
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| Reasoning | He is a famous star that would attract more young women and teenage girls to watch the show. Although it might scare away boys who are jealous of all his penis' and his plucky ability to attract women even in Outer Mongolia. Well, we say "even", but it's more like "only." Like many of his ex-Time Lords, PENISMAN!!! has many eccentric tendancies such as the fact he gets erections from time travel, his semen is acidic and buttchecks are actually the skin of 312 fish glued to his back.
If his companion is a woman, she will be instantly repulsed, and there won't be a boring backstory about love and friendship and tedious things like that. Instead, his companion will be used more as a sex toy, and less of an assitant, which will bring an intresting dynamic to their relationship. |
| Script Excerpt |
<Companion (Mila Kunis)> Oh no, the terrible Zygons are attacking!! (high pitched scream) What should we do Doctor? |
| Catchphrase | Like all the Doctors, before him, PENISMAN!!! also has a catchphrase. While David Tennant's was "Allons-y" and "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." [1] Matt Smith's were "Geronimo!" and "Cum along, Pond!" [2] PENISMAN!!!'S is along the same lines with "Cum at me bro!" |
| Odds to be Doctor | PENISMAN!!! was seen leaving the BBC studios with Steven Moffat after an interview, but witnesses say it was more of a Casting couch type meeting. Many people are saying that the next Doctor should be black or a woman or really old so viewers don't get bored of young white men. The odds for PENISMAN!!! to be Doctor are at 4/1, with three other candidates on the shortlist. These three are Larry the Cable Guy, Robert Mugabe and Aretha Franklin. |
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