15.00 DEPARTURE OF FUN More kids' capers with the Departure of _____ Fun team S AD 20.00 BLOODBATH EUROPEAN CUP FINAL Live action from Rome as ______Berlin Blitz take on Moscow mob at the Coliseum S 22.00 UNNEWS AT TEN All the latest news from the Uncyclopedia ______newsroom S; FOLLOWED BY UNWEATHER 22.30 VFP TODAY Heated debate from VFP Headquarters S AD DOS 23.00 THE CABAL Soap Opera S 23.30 ROGUE PUNCHLINES Light-hearted topical current affairs ______quiz. With guests Noel Coward and Benson S 23.30 NOBODY CARES The housemates contemplate another ______night in the depressing Uncyc Chatroom. VS AD 00.00 CLOSE The Uncyclopedia national anthem. S