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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by Sir Tito Ree Mahoney.

It is currently: The Third Month of Autumn Red leaf.gif[edit | edit source]

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Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]

High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins

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Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]

Within an area of 44m³ of you there are exactly 44 gnomes, and 4 faeries.

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Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week[edit | edit source]

The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 440 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.

Server Status[edit | edit source]

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Heat Index[edit | edit source]

The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558544 joules on the international market.

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Earthquake Weather[edit | edit source]

Aristotle proposed that earthquakes were caused by winds trapped in subterranean caves. Small tremors were thought to have been caused by air pushing on the cavern roofs, and large ones by the air breaking the surface. This theory lead to a belief in earthquake weather, that because a large amount of air was trapped underground, the weather would be hot and calm before an earthquake. Current theory states that earthquakes occur in calm, cloudy conditions, and are usually preceded by strong winds, fireballs, and meteors. Earthquake weather is a widely believed fact that's here to stay, but recent research shows that over the next millennium the chances of earthquakes could become a normal day to day condition in which we will have to cope. It is believed that the decrease in the numbers of fish in the worlds waters is causing the land to subside. This is little understood and so the government has not funded research into the theory as it is "pure rubbish".