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UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by Sir Tito Ree Mahoney.

It is currently: The Third Month of Autumn Red leaf.gif[edit | edit source]

Yesterday Last Night Today Tonight Tomorrow

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Moon.JPG Moonshine.

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Moon.JPG Moonshine.

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Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]

High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins

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Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]

Within an area of 44m³ of you there are exactly 44 gnomes, and 4 faeries.

Low.JPG There is a small chance of fireballs today, you are advised to keep an eye out.


Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week[edit | edit source]

The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 440 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.

Server Status[edit | edit source]

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Tick.JPG MSN is online.

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Tick.JPG AIM is online.

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Heat Index[edit | edit source]

The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558544 joules on the international market.

Other Significant Notes[edit | edit source]

The Axe Effect[edit | edit source]

There has been a dramatic fall in the number of trees across the globe over the last hundred years as a result of axe intervention. Since the turn of the century 86%of the Brazilian rainforest has been cleared, oxygen levels have plummeted and soon the axe effect will become erriversable.