UnWeather
UnWeather is the most reliable weather forecasting source on the interweb. UnWeather uses many other sources and chucks them in the bin because they are always wrong. UnWeather give you the correct forecast you want. UnWeather will detect your current location and then give you an accurate forecast for the area closest to your current location. However for some areas of Russia, Moscow is the closest area. UnWeather also accepts weather bribes. For details please contact UnWeather via the usual E-mail address. UnWeather is currently being bribed by AAAAA A. AAAAAAAAA.
It is currently: The Second Month of Autumn 
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Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow[edit | edit source]
There is a high chance of fireballs today, stay inside unless absolutly necessary.
Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week[edit | edit source]
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 110 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
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Heat Index[edit | edit source]
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558511 joules on the international market.
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