User:Gergdown/Harry Potter Summarized in 1 Minute

HARRY POTTER SUMMARIZED IN ONE MINUTE “It works so efficiently! Sometimes I tell this story to my children!” ~ Oscar Wilde You've read the title. I assume you're here because you want to read Harry Potter, but is too... er... for a lack of a better word, unable to. You've tried reading a book, but slept halfway through to learn "informative" stuff from TikTok. After all, one more podcast, one more extra splash of creativity on your painting of ideas, right? Wrong. Creativity needs oxygen to grow. It needs room to grow. Shoving yourself with endless entertainment, every single day, every single hour, every single minute of your living life, will never, and I mean never, ever, ever give you the creativity you need. “So how do I get this creativity?” — You (probably) “Well, by reading some books, notably something like Harry Potter, or—” — Me, Being cut off in the middle of a sentence “But I can't read a book like that! It's too long!” — You (dumbass) “Well, you're in luck!” — Me, (smart) With these five easy methods on how we did it, you'll see how we've converted all two hundred and twenty-three pages of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone into a single minute paragraph. How We Do it The F.A.S.T. Method The Story Are you ready? This is the culmination of weeks, months, hell, maybe even years of brute forcing, work, other stuff I refuse to comment on... IN THREE... TWO... ONE... Shit happened.