User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/What?:Has Gerg Done?
Sunday, November 9th, 2025 — CANADA, SOMEWHERE UP THERE
Slightly popular and well-known user Gergdown may not be the kind[citation needed] and respectable user he was. As rumours have spread about the recent allegations about the actions that Gerg has done, the once cheerful setting of Uncyclopedia has turned empty into no laughter and jokes. Right now, admins are doing their admining things and booting up their admining weapons of mass destruction to nuke the hell outta Gergdown and a random country in Asia.
Gerg has disapproved the allegations, saying:
“Yes, I really did... do that... horrible stuff. I wish to be forgiven for committing my... horrendous actions... actually, fuck it, I'ma do it again!”
– Gergdown
Such a shame that he'd do that. I had hopes for him man, but... well... he's like the rest of them! They're all predators! They all eat meat, and they all do horrible shit to people!
But what did he do?[edit | edit source]
He has done:
- Pedophilia
- Murder
- Gooning
- Not good stuff