User:Gale5050/Infomercials

Look at this infomercial scam.

Infomercials are weird. I mean, they are either 28 minutes 30 seconds or 58 minutes 30 seconds. Why not just make it 30 or 60 minutes? Because, people are weird and dumb, that's why! And they typically run from 1am to 6am(that's the time frame), so basically, no one watches it. Everyone is asleep. Why they do it, I have no idea?

Of course, though, they realized, y'know, no one would fuckin watch 'em, so they made them in the early morning and in the evening as well. They made $0.2 trillion doing that, so it must've made a difference. Albeit, extremely extremely minimal.

Uses

I can think of one use, um in 2008. Both the weird wife of Bill Clinton and that one black president dude used them in the presidental campaigns. Obviously John McCain being an old ass honky, didn't use it, nor did Joe Biden, who is our president and still didn't use it.

The first one, though, predates to 1981, and became common by 1994. (If only that could save Haiti before Hurricane Gordan...)

Oh, and it is used for children programming. Of course, children shouldn't be watching TV, but many do regardless. IT'S BAD FOR YOUR EYES YA KNOW!! Stupid children....it's like they never listen!

2020 uses

By 2020, infomercials are used less often, this is because we have TV and YouPoop and other means of watching so no one fuckin wants to watch these stupid infomercials.

Therefore all infomercial companies are bankrupt. FUCK YOU COMPANIES, I KNEW YOU WERE WORTHLESS.