User:Flyingfeline/Narcissism

emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

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Codeine has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Severian has awarded you a big chocolate chip cookie! Now go play in traffic and lap your milk like a good cat.

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award November 2006

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for trying to help me with g(r)eek scripts
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

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Hey, congratulations!!! For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways. -- DiZ the Great

So near...

This user was almost nominated for N00b of the Month; however, due to a sudden surge of hormones, she simply matured too quickly, and was forced to go to big school with the rest of us.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)