User:Fighterairplane/Chicken daddy
“Chicken Daddy, Chicken Daddy, Chicken Daddy!”
A "Chicken Daddy" is a non-indiginous cyborg found inhabiting the woods of the Black Forest in Germany. The modern usage of the term "Chicken Daddy" stems from this reference.
Roles during recent conflicts[edit | edit source]
The Chicken Daddy has played a vital role in the Human vs. Kitten Wars.
Technology[edit | edit source]
The legs of a Chicken Daddy can push down with a maximum force of 7,243.768 PSI. The current incarnation of Chicken Daddy comes equipped with carbon fiber legs "bones" covered by human tissue. The illusion of human legs is striking.
Earlier versions of the Chicken Daddy utilized titanium alloys and stainless steel bearings which eventually corroded when brought in contact with water.
The CPU of the Chicken Daddy is a "Neural Net Processor" very similar to the one found within the Terminator.
Weapons[edit | edit source]
The typical Chicken Daddy is unarmed except for the Swiss army knife built into his left hand.
Tactics[edit | edit source]
- Agressive Volvo driving
- Surprise airbag detonation
- Roundhouse kicks
- Oily rag throw
- Beer-Can Crush
The Long Beach Incident of 2001[edit | edit source]
During the summer of 2001, the Chicken Daddy inflated a rubber raft to collect kelp and krill to recharge it's batteries. The Chicken Daddy's raft was being swept into the Long Island Sound. With a depleted battery, Chicken Daddy began to shout a prayer to the god of the ocean (Youranus)...
“Yo what up YourAnus... This is Chicken Daddy, Save me!”
The fates smiled upon Chicken Daddy this time. With a broken oar and water damaged leg servo, Chicken Daddy managed to drift ashore. This was the last voyage of Chicken Daddy version 1.0.