User:EvilCecil4th/School Fighter
School Fighter is a lame Street Fighter inspired rip off that was made by a couple of seriously retarded Australian high school kids. Watch the video for it here
It's also the canonical sequel to School Fighter EX Alpha, and is set in a new school with new characters (because all the characters in EX Alpha died at the end of the game).
The characters in School Fighter proved so popular that they got their own spin-off RPG series: Abuse Of The Lulz (it's set in a different universe but has a similar story to School Fighter).
How it was made
At a certain school in Australia, named Crack College. There was a young special boy who had a Chilli Taco for a head, this boy liked to film the various nerds and retards around the school and post weird videos so he would feel less bad about being a walking Chilli Taco. One day, this Chilli Taco came across two random kids fighting over a club sandwich. He asked them about being in a game, and they almost instantly said yes.
And thus, School Fighter was born.
Development history (and features)
Almost three years in the making, School Fighter boasts features such as realistic graphics, theme songs for each character, stages that actually exist, amazing special moves, and a finisher that can only be described as "epic".
The game first appeared on the Arcades, where it attracted a cult following. Console versions were soon released, and these included extras, such as having the campaigns being played in a canonical order, and making Cloned Jezza (the boss character) playable.
More recently, a theme song has been added to the series, entitled "The Will to Fight". Watch (or rather, listen to) it here.
Playable Characters
Evil Jezza - The real Jezza, the other Jezza was cloned from Evil Jezza's DNA and this Jezza was framed as being evil by the cloned Jezza, hence the name. Evil Jezza is a master of the Dark Side of School Fighting. Evil Jezza and Michael are the most nimble characters in the game. Evil Jezza can unleash the Dark Hadouken and Dark Shoryuken. His name is changed to "Dark Jezza" after completion of D'arcy's campaign. He returns in School Fighter II as simply "Jeremy" and joins the player's army along with Zac Miles in the third mission. Like Justin and Grundi, Jeremy is unable to be kicked out of the player's army.
Juddy - The Tank of School Fighter. Juddy is a tank-style character, who is hard to kill and has high defense. Despite being slightly slow, Juddy can still unleash Hadoukens and Shoryukens, but he lacks the speed to be as good as Jezza with them. However, Juddy's physical attacks are more powerful then Jezza. Juddy can unleash Death Cannon, an ability he can learn in the alternate universe RPG Abuse Of The Lulz and its prequel Juddy's Adventure. Juddy returns as the main protangonist of School Fighter II
Cloned Jezza - The main antagonist, however, when he was cloned from the real Jezza (which is explained somewhat in School Fighter EX Alpha), he was actually more "good" then the real Jezza. However, his mind was twisted by the powers that created him. In this game, he drains himself of his evil and inserts it into the real Jezza. His motives are discovered at the end of the game, he inserted his powers into Jezza and Michael so he could exceed his School Fighting limits. His name is listed as "Jezza" until completion of Dylan's campaign, which changes his name to "Cloned Jezza". He can also summon Charter Slaves, raise the dead, and summon raging demons, moves he learned by stealing School Fighting energy from the real Jezza. He is rumored to be Chuck Norris (or C.Norris) in disguise, according to leaked trailers of School Fighter 3; despite this players are up in arms about whether Cloned Jezza is the strongest fighter in the game (apparently Michael is the strongest).
D'arcy - The Sagat of School Fighter. His high height towers above all the other characters. And he has long-range attacks and a special Tiger Uppercut attack. He can also get out a Rocket Launcher (Panzer) to blow the crap out of his enemies, however the Panzer may sometimes backfire and blow the crap out of himself instead, making this attack a serious gamble. D'arcy returns in School Fighter II as a supporting party member and automatically joins in the fifth mission, however he can leave the party if he disapproves of the party's actions or if they decide to kick him out.
Kat - The Chun Li of School Fighter. Despite not being as strong as the other characters, Kat has holy-based attacks, making her one of the only characters that can seriously damage Evil Jezza.
Secret Unlockable Characters
Dylan Grundi - Juddy's partner, believed to be dead after his Wii Console blew up and gave him a supposed electric shock. In Juddy's campaign, he finds out that Dylan faked his death to secretly train with Evil Jezza in the Dark Side of School Fighting. Juddy fights Dylan, and convinces him to join the Light Side of School Fighting. He is unlocked after completion of Juddy's campaign. Dylan's special attacks include doing nothing, which can confuse the enemy and give him the chance to beat the crap out of them. He returns in School Fighter II as a protagonist, replacing Jeremy, who is now a supporting protagonist and party member.
Michael - The Akuma of School Fighter. He is the most powerful fighter in the game (mainly because he's the oldest, but MEH). Michael can unleash extremely advanced versions of the Hadouken and Shoryuken. He can also summon Pokemon, meaning he can kick almost anybody's ass. Players must beat him in both Jezza's campaign and Evil Jezza's campaign to unlock him. Although he is thought to be the main antagonist at the beginning of the game, it is discovered he was being controlled by the bitchy cloned Jezza.
Michael returns in School Fighter II and can be drafted into the player's army once the missions at Castlemaine Senior are complete.
Sabriel - (Ultimate Edition exclusive) The main character of a fantasy novel by an Australian author. She is basically a female mix of Cloned Jezza and Evil Jezza except her abilities are stronger (she can summon Charter Slaves for the whole duration of the battle), and Kat's holy powers don't do critical damage to her, unlike Evil Jezza.
Zac Miles (School Fighter II exclusive) - Obsessed with power levels, he is the Nappa to Jeremy's Vegeta and must be fought as a boss along with Jeremy before he can be unlocked. He is capable of the same glasses-rebound techniques that D'arcy was. He is also capable of a Powerthirst attack that shoots highly electric Shockolate-flavoured Powerthirst onto the screen, akin to Pokémon's Surf attack.
Expansion Pack
The School Fighter Expansion Set, released on the 17th of December (just in time for Christmas), contains 5 new characters, 5 new stages for said characters, 5 new campaigns for said characters, and numerous other additions, including a tag-team battle mode which is integrated into the final battle if this Expansion Set is installed.
The Expansion Set is only for the PC version.
New Characters
John Bridger - Friend of Jezza and Juddy and an Acquaintance of Michael. John was also a character in Abuse Of The Lulz. He has a new ability here: the Marshmellow Blast, which unleashes a beam of Marshmellow at the opponent.
Euan Petts - Has some connection with Juddy. He likes making cash, and Juddy owes him for something. He started training in School Fighting because he was inspired by Juddy and Jezza.
Luke Owens - The current Champion of School Fighting at Weeroona College. He has a friendly personality and "always enjoys a good battle". He is known for his famous lines and gags, being something of a cult favourite among School Fighter players.
Jason Tuohey - Another cult favourite, the whole premise of him fighting is because Cloned Jezza stole his computer. Despite this, he is actually a physical powerhouse, and basically every other School Fighter is wishing he stayed on his computer. He has powerful attacks such as the Potato Chip Barf, Love You John Blast, Double-Kill, Die-At-The-Same-Time, and did I mention DOUBLE-KILL????? Jason is a high contender for the strongest School Fighter character except he is let down by his slow speed. It's possible to summon Jason in the original game using Evil Jezza.
Baden Higgins - He is the third "Necromancer" style character, and although he is not as powerful as Cloned Jezza or as useful as Sabriel, he has high defense and speed equal to Evil Jezza. His shortcomings are that his summoned Demons/Charter Slaves don't last as long as Sabriel or even Cloned Jezza.
New Campaigns
John Bridger's campaign - John fights Evil/Dark Jezza in the 3rd fight boss battle, Jason Tuohey in the 5th fight boss battle, and Cloned Jezza as his final boss.
Euan Pett's campaign - Euan fights Juddy in the 3rd fight boss battle, Evil/Dark Jezza in the 5th fight boss battle, and Kat as his final boss.
Luke Owens - Luke fights Dylan Grundi in the 3rd fight boss battle, Evil/Dark Jezza in the 5th fight boss battle, and Juddy as his final boss.
Jason Tuohey - Jason fights D'arcy in the 3rd fight boss battle, John Bridger in the 5th fight boss battle, and Cloned Jezza as his final boss.
Baden Higgins - Baden fights Jason in the 3rd fight boss battle, Evil/Dark Jezza in the 5th fight boss battle, and D'arcy as his final boss.
Campaign Scripts
School Fighter fleshes out it's characters with unique campaigns for every character.
Unlike Street Fighter, you cannot access all campaigns from the beginning, and characters whose campaigns have not been unlocked will simply fight random opponents.
All the campaigns are canonical except for Cloned Jezza's campaign, which is non-canon because in it Cloned Jezza kills everyone getting in his way.
Moveset: Juddy
Death Cannon: F F HK (Can sometimes deal a One-Hit-KO)
Hadouken (Ki Ball): D F HP
Shoryuken (Corkscrew Punch): D F LP
Doom Tornado: B D F HK
Cyclone Punch: B F HP
Falcon Punch: B F LP (Before performing this attack, Juddy will ask the opponent: "Show me ya moves!")
Flying Toastdoken: D F D F LK
Atomic Fire (with Flame Suit): Hold HP, then release
Crash Bomber (with Demolition Armour): LP
Sparta Kick (Must use Cyclone Punch beforehand): HK+LK after using Cyclone Punch
Moveset: Dark/Evil/Default Jezza
Rapidcuts: D LP LP LP (This starts a sequence where you keep tapping the LP button to make a combo)
Hadouken (Ki Ball): D F HP
Shoryuken (Corkscrew Punch): D F LP
Dark Hadouken (Dark Ki Ball): D F LK
Dark Shoryuken (Dark Corkscrew Punch): D F HK
Blinding Flash: D HP LP F (This move will blind the opponent for a few seconds)
Quickcuts (Must have max energy): D HK HK HK
Critical Bomb (Must be on low health and knocked down): HP F (Jezza will get back up and explode, dealing a One-Hit-KO)
Summon Jason Attack (Must be on low health and max energy): D D D D D D HP (Will deal One-Hit-KO but has 50/50 chance of killing user along with the enemy)
Campaign Order
First Campaign - Juddy
Second Campaign - Grundi (Dylan)
Third Campaign - D'arcy
Fourth Campaign - Kat
Fifth Campaign - Evil Jezza
Sixth Campaign - Michael
Final Campaign - Master Juddy
Bonus Campaign - Cloned Jezza (Non-Canon)
Bonus Campaign - Sabriel (Non-Canon + Ultimate Edition exclusive)
Expansion Campaign - John Bridger
Expansion Campaign - Euan Petts
Expansion Campaign - Luke Owens
Expansion Campaign - Jason Tuohey
Expansion Campaign - Baden Higgins
Juddy's Campaign
Introduction: Juddy is a newbie to the art of School Fighting. After the death of his friend, Dylan (at the hands of a broken Wii Console). Juddy declares Nintendo as evil and sets off on a journey to avenge Dylan’s death.
Fight 1: Random Opponent (Can be either D’arcy, Kat, or Evil Jezza)
Fight 2: Random Opponent (Can be either D’arcy, Kat or Evil Jezza)
Fight 3: Scripted Battle VS Cloned Jezza
Cloned Jezza: Juddy, how has your School Fighter training been going?
Juddy: It’s been alright, I’ve been trying to avenge Dylan following his death at the hands of Nintendo.
Cloned Jezza: Wait a minute, he died?
Juddy: Yeah, Nintendo must pay for Dylan’s death!
Cloned Jezza: Juddy, it wasn’t Nintendo’s fault, it was...um...nevermind!
Juddy: What's been with you lately?
Cloned Jezza: Don't worry, I hope you get revenge on Nintendo, I might help too.
Juddy: Awesome.
Cloned Jezza: How about we have a duel? You can train with me to see how you will fare against Nintendo.
Juddy: Good idea!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 3)
Cloned Jezza: Wow, Juddy, you’ve really improved!
Juddy: Yeah, think I’m ready for Nintendo?
Cloned Jezza: Maybe, keep training, though. You WILL get them for Dylan’s death eventually.
Juddy: Thanks for the training.
Cloned Jezza: Don’t mention it, just kick Nintendo’s ass for me, will you?
Juddy: Oh, don’t you worry, I will.
(End Of Fight 3)
Fight 4: Random Opponent (Can be either D’arcy, Kat or Evil Jezza)
Fight 5: Scripted Battle VS Dylan
Juddy: Dylan, I thought you were dead!
Dylan: I was supposed to be, and you weren't supposed to know I wasn't.
Juddy: Huh?
Dylan: I've grown tired of pathetic weakness in the world, and I am training with Evil Jezza in the art of School Fighting!
Juddy: Dylan, train with me instead.
Dylan: Never!
Juddy: Come to your senses!
Dylan: I will, if you can prove your worth, FIGHT ME!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 5)
Juddy: Dylan…
Dylan: I’m sorry, I got overwhelmed with power…
Juddy: Don’t worry about it…
Dylan: We must…defeat…Michael!
Juddy: Huh?
Dylan: The master…of School Fighting…he…
Juddy: He what!?!
Dylan: He has been…secretly evil…he was the one who trained Evil Jezza…
Juddy: WHAT!?!
Dylan: We must defeat him! Let’s take the fight to his base!
Juddy: Alright, I will gladly do this alongside you, friend!
(End Of Fight 5)
Fight 6: Scripted Battle VS Michael
(Both Juddy and Dylan are facing Michael, but Michael summons a Pokemon: Charizard)
Michael: This is my Pokemon! Go get em, Charizard!
Dylan: Juddy, you take on Michael. And I’ll keep this Pokemon busy!
Juddy: Alright, let’s split up!
(Dylan runs off the screen, luring Charizard away from the battle)
Michael: Now it’s down to you and me, Juddy-Pants!
Juddy: Before we fight…
Michael: What!?!
Juddy: Why are you keeping your evil nature a secret?
Michael: Isn’t that self-explanatory?
Juddy: …
Michael: Oh yeah, it wasn't Nintendo's fault, remember what I said?
Juddy: Hang on, that's not Michael, WHO ARE YOU!?!
Michael: You will find out, SOON ENOUGH!
Juddy: It's not SOON ENOUGH!!!
Michael: I DON'T CARE!!!
Juddy: Stop abusing the art of School Fighting!
Michael: Look, kid. Me and Evil Jezza want power. We don’t like the crap you guys do, fighting is for murder, it’s not a sport.
Juddy: …you really do have problems…
Michael: …
Juddy: Fighting CAN be a sport. How dare you imply what it is and isn’t. You’re no god!
Michael: Once I drain enough School Fighting energy from you and Dylan, I CAN BECOME A GOD!!!!!!
Juddy: What!?!
Michael: In fact, I have already drained some energy! You shall be the first to sample my brand-new GOD POWER!!!
(Michael’s muscles and height grow heavily, and he towers above Juddy)
Michael: THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!!!!!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 6)
(Michael reverts back to his normal state, and drops to the floor)
Michael: Arrrgggghh…
Juddy: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor.
(Juddy handcuffs Michael, meanwhile, Dylan arrives)
Dylan: Juddy, I’m back! Let’s kick Michael’s…wait, you’ve already beaten him!?!
Juddy: Yup.
Dylan: Impressive!
(Evil Jezza quickly arrives, and swings a Lightsaber, trying to cut Juddy’s hand off, but Juddy quickly evades the attack)
Michael: Evil Jezza!!! Help…
(Evil Jezza uncuffs Michael and they escape)
Dylan: Damn, they got away!
Juddy: “Sigh”, let’s just go home…
Dylan: Fine…
(Credits Roll, End Of Juddy‘s Campaign)
(Voice: YOU’VE UNLOCKED DYLAN FOR ALL MODES!!!)
(Voice: YOU'VE UNLOCKED DYLAN'S CAMPAIGN!!!)
Dylan's Campaign
Introduction: Dylan is Juddy's loyal friend, he has a unique style of School Fighting based on the premise of confusing the enemy. After Dylan discovers that Michael has turned evil, he and Juddy go their seperate ways to track him down.
Fight 1: Random Opponent (Can be either Kat, Evil Jezza or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 2: Random Opponent (Can be either Kat, Evil Jezza or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 3: Scripted Battle VS Juddy
Dylan: Juddy! Have you tracked down Michael yet?
Juddy: Oh, that? I gave up, it's in your hands now.
Dylan: You're just gonna give up...like that?!
Juddy: Well, if you put it that way...yes...
Dylan: You coward!
Juddy: Don't make me shoot a Death Cannon blast on you, Dylan!
Dylan: I'm afraid I have to make you, sorry.
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 3)
Juddy: Arrrggghhh...
Dylan: Now lie there on the ground, and think about what you've done.
Juddy: Remember, this isn't the last of me...I'll get revenge...
Dylan: I'm gonna track down Michael now, have fun.
(End Of Fight 3)
Fight 4: Random Opponent (Can be either Kat, Evil Jezza or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 5: Scripted Battle VS D'arcy
D'arcy: Well well well, look what the cat brought in...
Dylan: Get out of my way, D'arcy.
D'arcy: Or what? You'll Hadouken me!? Oh, sorry, I forgot: YOU CAN'T DO HADOUKENS.
Dylan: I'm on an important mission, please understand...
D'arcy: What kind of mission? To lose your virginity?
Dylan: That's strange, coming from you, aren't you a virgin?
D'arcy: Um..er...that's beside the point, I'm not gonna get out of your way.
Dylan: Fine then, we'll do this the easy way.
D'arcy: Sorry, for you, it's the hard way.
Dylan: Just shut up, and make the first strike already.
D'arcy: Alright!
Dylan: Hahahahaha...
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 5)
D'arcy: Arrrgggghhh...
Dylan: I have to say, you put up a good fight.
D'arcy: No...I...did...crap...
Dylan: Believe whatever you want, but I'm gonna fight Michael now.
D'arcy: I'll...come...
Dylan: You're too wounded, don't waste your time, you'll only slow me down.
(End Of Fight 5)
Fight 6: Scripted Battle VS Michael
(Dylan runs up, and finally meets Michael again, Evil Jezza is with him)
Michael: Hmm, so, Evil Jezza, you tested this Dylan earlier before, didn't you?
Evil Jezza: Yes...my master...
Dylan: What on earth happened to you two?
Michael: Alright...I've had enough of toying with these stupid humans...
Dylan: What are you talking about!?!
(Jeremy and Michael start speaking abnormally, at the same time)
Jeremy and Michael: Did you notice that "Good Jezza"??? Well I am that "Good Jezza", and I am in fact EVIL!!!! I gave my powers to the real Jezza, and Michael, which you are laying your eyes before right now!
Dylan: Wait a second! So that's why, I knew these two couldn't have been corrupted!
Michael: I'm going to test your power! Remember, this isn't Michael, it's the Cloned Jezza, and I'm ready to kill!!!!
Dylan: Go ahead, then.
Michael: Sorry Dylan, you're gonna have to make the first strike on this one.
Dylan: Make me.
Michael: Alright!
Dylan: Hahahahaha...
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 6)
Michael: Hmm, I'm certainly impressed, Grundi. But unfortunately, this is as far as you get.
(Michael charges up a huge beam and knocks Dylan out)
Michael: Now to lay the finishing blow...
(D'arcy arrives on the scene)
D'arcy: Sorry, I'll be laying the finishing blow on YOU, with this PANZER!!!!!
(D'arcy blows Michael out of the building.)
D'arcy: You did good, Grundi. I didn't think you'd be able to handle that Cloned Jezza.
Dylan: How did you know?
D'arcy: I've known all along, I could tell that Jezza wasn't Jezza, he acted like a douchebag.
Dylan: Errrggghhh...call 000, I need medical assisstance.
D'arcy: Alright.
Dylan: Find Kat while I'm in Hospital.
D'arcy: Kat? Juddy's sister.
Dylan: Yeah, she is at some shrine in Melbourne, she is friends with a group of monks that could cleanse Jeremy and Michael of their evils.
D'arcy: Looks like I'm gonna have to look for Kat, as only Jeremy has a chance of killing his clone.
Dylan: Yeah...good luck...
(Credits Roll, End Of Dylan's Campaign)
(Voice: YOU’VE UNLOCKED D'ARCY'S CAMPAIGN!!!)
(Voice: JEZZA IS NOW KNOWN AS: CLONED JEZZA!!!)
D'arcy's Campaign
Introduction: D'arcy is a tall, brooding figure, a strength he makes use of in School Fighting. He sets out to find a group of Monks in Melbourne, so that Jeremy's mind control will be broken; which will enable Jeremy to kill his twin: the Cloned Jezza.
Fight 1: Random Opponent (Can be either Juddy, Dylan or Michael)
Fight 2: Random Opponent (Can be either Juddy, Dylan or Michael)
Fight 3: Scripted Battle VS Luke Owens (D'arcy will take place in a simple car-smashing minigame if the Expansion Set is not installed)
Luke: So, D'arcy, how has life treated ya?
D'arcy: Fine, how about you?
Luke: Mate, I've decided to take up School Fighting, any tips you could suggest?
D'arcy: I'm not a personal trainer, find someone else!
Luke: Don't be such a bore!
D'arcy: "Sigh"...
Luke: Wanna have a friendly match?
D'arcy: Fine, I'll kick your ass, though!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 3)
(Luke gets up)
Luke: Wow, D'arcy! Looks like I have alot to learn in the art of School Fighting!
D'arcy: You sure do have a lot to learn, just stay out of my way.
(D'arcy walks off)
Luke: What's his problem?
(End Of Fight 3)
Fight 4: Random Opponent (Can be either Juddy, Dylan or Michael)
Fight 5: Scripted Battle VS Evil Jezza
Evil Jezza: Sorry D'arcy, but you know too much about my true identity, so I'm gonna kill you right here!!!
D'arcy: Shit!
Evil Jezza: Shit indeed, prepare to die!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 5)
(Jeremy is sitting down with his fist in the ground)
D'arcy: I better get him to Kat, hopefully she will be able to do something...
Evil Jezza: You're...taking me prisoner? Kill me...I...would rather...die!...
(End Of Fight 5)
Fight 6: Scripted Battle VS Kat
(Evil Jezza attempts to fight the monks, but they quickly knock him out and take him to be cleansed of his evil)
Kat: Hey D'arcy, while your here, how about we have a match?
D'arcy: A match, with you?
Kat: Don't underestimate me!
D'arcy: Hahahaha, your jokes are pretty good.
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 6)
D'arcy: Hang on, you can fight!?!
Kat: Yeah!
D'arcy: You're pretty good, I'll give you that.
Kat: Now that we've got Jeremy under control, we need to restore Michael, I'm gonna take Jeremy with me and I'm gonna try and find him.
D'arcy: What do I do?
Kat: Stay here with the Monks and help defend this place. Cloned Jezza wants this place destroyed; because if he destroys it then there are no methods left to uncorrupt the minds he has corrupted.
D'arcy: Damn, but don't worry, I'll keep my Panzer handy.
Evil Jezza: Alright, I'm completly cleansed!
Monk: Jeremy's mind is back to normal.
Kat: Great, hey Jeremy, I need your help.
Evil Jezza: What's been going on?
Kat: Your friend Michael's mind, is still corrupted, you may know where he is.
Evil Jezza: Sorry, I don't.
Kat: Oh well, come with me anyway, I could use an ally on my travels.
Evil Jezza: Understood, this clone was corrupting my mind and all I could do was sit back and watch, so I'll help any way I can.
(Credits Roll, End Of D'arcy's Campaign)
(Voice: YOU'VE UNLOCKED KAT'S CAMPAIGN!)
Voice: EVIL JEZZA IS NOW KNOWN AS: DARK JEZZA!)
Kat's Campaign
(Throughout Kat's campaign, she will have "Dark Jezza" as a computer-controlled ally; but only if the Expansion Set is installed, otherwise, Dark Jezza will only show up during cutscenes)
Introduction: Kat is a newbie to School Fighting, and is also Juddy's sister. She travels with Dark Jezza to try and locate Michael, who is the last remaining person who has been corrupted by the Evil Cloned Jezza.
Fight 1: Random Opponent (Can be either D'arcy, Dylan or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 2: Random Opponent (Can be either D'arcy, Dylan or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 3: Scripted Battle VS Juddy
Juddy: Hey, Kat! That Jezza is evil!
Dark Jezza: Nope! It's me, Juddy!
Juddy: What!?
Dark Jezza: I'm the real Jezza, that other one was an imposter!
Kat: It's true.
Juddy: Really? I'm not sure...
Dark Jezza: If I showed you my fighting skills, would you believe me?
Juddy: Hmm...it's worth a shot.
Kat: Alright, time to duel!
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 3)
(Juddy gets up)
Juddy: So, Michael and you were being controlled...
Dark Jezza: Yeah, the Cloned Jezza transfered all his evil to me, it was so he could carry on with his evil plans without anyone opposing him.
Juddy: Kat, I think I might know where Michael is located.
Kat: Where?
Juddy: I fought Michael in some kind of cave, it was located near Shepparton.
Kat: Looks like I'm headed there, then.
Juddy: Good luck. Me and Dylan are going to try and track down Cloned Jezza.
Dark Jezza: Alright, we'll handle Michael while you handle Cloned Jezza.
(End Of Fight 3)
Fight 4: Random Opponent (Can be either D'arcy, Dylan or Cloned Jezza)
Fight 5: Scripted Battle VS Euan Petts (Kat will take place in a simple car-smashing minigame if the Expansion Set is not installed)
Euan: Kat!
Kat: Euan, what the hell do you want!?
Euan: I've been waiting for this! Check out these cool powers!
Dark Jezza: Long time no see, Euan.
Euan: Yeah Jezza, I've been trying out those awesome fireball tricks you showed me!
Dark Jezza: So what brings you here, Euan?
Euan: I'm looking for a duel with Kat.
Kat: Hehehe...bring it on!
Euan: Be careful Kat! I'll go easy on you.
Kat: Um Euan...I think it's the other way around, I have to go easy on YOU.
Euan: Hahahaha...I think we'll see about that!
(Dark Jezza won't take part in this battle even if the expansion set is installed)
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 5)
Euan: Arrrgghhh...
Kat: Hahahaha, don't underestimate me again Euan, or you'll pay the price.
Euan: Argghhh...damn...
Dark Jezza: Still, those were some fancy moves, you're pretty good.
Euan: Pretty...good...
Kat: Jezza why the hell are you ripping off Big Boss lines?
Dark Jezza: Because Big Boss is THE FREAKING MASTER.
Kat: You sound like you're in love with him.
Dark Jezza: Kat, you're in love with him too, it doesn't matter whether your man or woman; everyone wants Big Boss.
Kat: Actually you have a point there.
(Euan faints)
(End Of Fight 5)
Fight 6: Scripted Battle VS Michael
Dark Jezza: MICHAEL!!!!
Michael: Sorry BROTHER, but your friend's body is mine to command!
Dark Jezza: You piece of crap!
Michael: It's too bad I lost control of you. I could have made quite some use with your body.
Dark Jezza: Losing control of me is the biggest mistake you'll ever make!
Michael: It could very well be, BROTHER. But I still have the better odds.
Dark Jezza: And? Like I give a f%*k.
(Fight Begins)
(After Winning Fight 6)
(Juddy and Dylan arrive on the scene)
Dylan: We've tracked down Cloned Jezza!
(Cloned Jezza shows up)
Cloned Jezza: Perfect! I have lured 5 pesky School Fighters into my realm, and one of them is under my control!
Michael: GET...OUT...OF...ME!!!!
Dark Jezza: Yes, that's it! Michael, fight him for control of your body!
(Michael blasts all the darkness out of his body)
Cloned Jezza: NOOOOO!!!! I've lost control of both of my fighters!!!!
Michael: Prepare to die, mother f&*cker!
(Michael unleashes a FALCON PUNCH on Cloned Jezza)
Juddy: Yes Michael! That's it!
Michael: Sorry about that retard, guys!
Juddy: We'll talk about all that crap later, for now, LET'S SCRAM!!!!
(The 5 School Fighter combatants retreat while Cloned Jezza tries to kill them all)
(they escape)
Cloned Jezza: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cloned Jezza: Now...I have no choice, I must travel to Soviet Russia and unlock the secrets of the Devil, only then will I have the ultimate power I desire!
(Credits Roll, End Of Kat's Campaign)
(Voice: YOU'VE UNLOCKED DARK JEZZA'S CAMPAIGN!)
Master Juddy VS Demon Jezza (Final Battle)
(MCFCJ walks onto the arena with Jezza and Michael, they both drop to the ground like little girls)
Master Juddy: Something smells like Chicken-Flavoured Megatron Cloned Jezza, I wonder if it could actually BE a Megatron Chicken-Flavoured Cloned Jezza.
MCFCJ: I HAVE ULTIMATE POWER!!!
Master Juddy: WHO ARE YOU!?!
MCFCJ: I have been pulling the strings all along, I transfered my powers to Jezza and Michael, so they would gain extra School-Fighting energy, as mine was limited, so I needed extra bodies so I could exceed the limit!
Master Juddy: Where did the chicken-flavour come from?
MCFCJ: Oh I just like chicken-flavouring!
Master Juddy: Right...then, let this be our final battle, you piece of crap megatronian chicken-flavoured imposter!
MCFCJ: Do not tease your new god, Juddy. Or thy shall be smited!
Master Juddy: Um, it's smoten!
MCFCJ: WHATEVER!!!
Master Juddy: So what did you do to attain these powers!?
MCFCJ: I had the powers all along, let's just say it involved eating alot of chicken, and robots, and chicken-flavoured robots!
Master Juddy: Wait a second, if you had the powers all along, why didn't you just become god from the beginning, and why did you manipulate Jezza and Michael?
MCFCJ: SHUT UP, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, AND THEN YOU'LL BE DEAD, BECAUSE I KILLED YOU!
Master Juddy: What now?
MCFCJ: NOW...I WILL RELEASE ALL THE CHICKEN-FLAVOURING FROM MY BODY, AS THE FLAVOURING IS THE MARK OF THE DEVIL, ONCE I RELEASE IT, THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!!!
(MCFCJ transforms into a demon with black wings and a sword, after chicken-flavouring releases from his body)
Demon Jezza: At last, the transformation is complete!! BOW BEFORE THY NEW GOD, JUDDY!!!
Master Juddy: Not a chance.
(Fight Begins)
(End of match, before the final blow)
(Both are exhausted from the battle)
Demon Jezza (puffing): Hehehe... Not bad, Juddy, I must admit... But now... you will face the fury of my TRUE power!!! (flies up into the air)
Master Juddy (also puffing): ...what's he doing?
(Demon Jezza raises his hands into the air. A ball that resembles the moon, but in a blood red sort of colour, appears and starts to grow from his hands. Master Juddy can do little but stare at the giant energy ball.)
Demon Jezza: I call this move "Doom Orb"!
Master Juddy: Doom Orb?!
Demon Jezza: Once I finish charging it, this orb will have enough power to destroy this puny planet! So enjoy your-- (stops)
(It appears the real Jezza has regained consiousness, and he sneaks up behind Demon Jezza and whacks his head with a Crowbar)
Jezza: That's for impersonating me, asshole!
(Demon Jezza looks weak and pale)
Demon Jezza: No...I...will...not...go...like this!!!!
Jezza: JUDDY, FINISH HIM, NOW!!!!
(Master Juddy unleashes Master Death Cannon)
Demon Jezza: (Maniacal laugh) SORRY JUDDY!!!! BUT YOUR DEATH CANNON WON'T BE ENOUGH!!!!
(Every character from School Fighter, including Sabriel and the expansion characters, arrive on the scene to help Juddy and Jezza)
D'arcy: I'm gonna kill this fag!
Kat: Relax D'arcy, it's a stupid clone made by the Uncyclopedian lab division, it's no match for my holy power!
Michael: This son of a bitch framed me and Jezza, I'm gonna kick it in the nuts!
Dylan: I have no idea why I'm here, but I'll help out anyway; just don't expect me to treat this battle seriously.
Master Juddy: Hehehe. One thing, you evil sunuvabitch. I copied your Doom Orb while you weren't looking.
Euan: Hey Juddy! You owe me money, alright!? I didn't come help you for nothing.
Luke: I sense a great battle ahead, let us cherish this moment!
Baden: Why the hell am I here?! Oh well, I suppose if I get to kick Jezza in the ass, even if it is an imposter; makes it worthwhile.
Jason: Guys, that stupid Demon Jezza has taken my computer hostage! I'll help you all fight him so I can get it back.
John (Bridger): This Demon Jezza...could really do with some...marshmellows...poison ones, that is.
Jezza: Guys, this stupid clone was born in the Lulz Wars, how about we mark his death here, in the School Fighter Wars!
Master Juddy: If we utilise all our powers, we might just have a chance!
Jezza: And if you need help on how to fight the final battle, DON'T check out the enclosed instruction book, because it doesn't have any infomation whatsoever, you idiot players.
Demon Jezza: So, an army is taking me on, eh? THIS IS PERFECT, I SHALL MARK THIS AS MY INITIATION INTO GODHOOD!!!!!
(Fight Begins)
(After fighting Demon Jezza with all characters)
Jezza: He's been weakened! Now everyone, combine your power, and unleash it in one final blast!!
Demon Jezza: What?!
Everyone (at once): Master... Combo... CANNON!!
(A giant beam infused with the power of every School Fighter combatant (and a few Panzer rockets) disintegrates Demon Jezza's wings and sword)
Demon Jezza: Damn... why... why did I screw up!?!
Jezza: Your whole personality was designed through my DNA, and a collection of retarded internet memes; you were destined to fail.
Demon Jezza: Those... asshole...sss...
Jezza: It sucks for you, because during the Lulz Wars, these memes were destroyed, so killing you marks the end of them.
Demon Jezza: Nooo...there...will be more...
Jezza: Sorry, nope. All the Wikispaces around the world now follow a strict policy not to Abuse The Lulz.
Demon Jezza: You... feel... good about this???
Jezza: Of course I do, you're too retarded to understand... brother...
Demon Jezza: That... was... my line... BROTHER!!!
Master Juddy: This final blast will open a new chapter in history. Goodbye, Demon.
(Master Juddy unleashes one final Master Death Cannon on Demon Jezza)
Demon Jezza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo... (is vaporized)
(Later, with everything back to normal)
Juddy: I wonder... what if something else managed to become this powerful, not through memes, but through just School Fighting?
Jezza: When the time comes... we'll all be there, it is our destiny.
Dylan: What are you talking about!?! I'm never doing this again!
Sabriel: But Grundi, does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?
Dylan: Although that line is lame and overused by now, it still makes sense, I suppose...
Jezza: We better get going...
(Everyone leaves)
Credits (Story summaries)
Juddy - Juddy continued his School Fighting training under Jezza's wing, and won the School Fighting Championship a few months later.
Jezza - Jezza took the powers of his clone and gave them back to himself, where they belonged. He now just goes by the name "Jeremy" again, believing that the nickname Jezza was a curse that should never be seen in School Fighting again. Jeremy now decides to wander the streets, honing his powers.
D'arcy - D'arcy gave up School Fighting. He can still be seen blowing people up with Panzers, but only when really pissed off.
Kat - Kat became famous among Weeroona College for her prowess in the School Fighter Wars, she made lots of money with her own spin-off TV series, and other School Fighter merchandise.
Michael: Michael continues to work as Jeremy's right-hand man. He has recently decided to show off his cool powers, to win the ladies and become the new School President of Castlemaine Senior Campus.
Dylan (Grundi): Dylan was thinking about Sabriel's quote, but he eventually cast it off, calling it stupid. He now only uses School Fighting when threatened, but he basically had that rule in place before anyhow.
Euan: Euan joined Kat and milked his fame for all it's worth, now he doesn't even bug Juddy about lending him money anymore.
Sabriel: Sabriel resumed her normal job as the Abhorsen, casting the stupid art of School Fighting away once and for all.
Jason: After the battle, Jason got back his computer. He now has highly advanced security technology guarding his bedroom so it will never be stolen again.
Luke: Luke decided to continue his career to becoming the master of School Fighting, and came runner-up in the School Fighting Championship.
Baden: Baden moved to Melbourne upon discovering all the rampant crime that John and Jeremy used to deal with when they lived there. He swore that he would keep the streets of Melbourne safe, and even founded his own organisation to do so.
John: John continued to help out Jeremy and Michael when he felt like it (which was rare). He did attain some fame for his role in the new "Emperor Jeremy" comedy act, however.
Sequel
A sequel to School Fighter has been completed and released as a 1-minute demo featuring returning characters Juddy and Grundi.
The link is here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/531371
School Fighter II Plot
The plot in School Fighter II is set two years after the events of the first School Fighter and three years after School Fighter EX Alpha. After the cloning incidents of the previous game, fighters from schools around the world begin to show strange behaviour and start turning evil. Eventually this spreads to every fighter except for Juddy, in the prologue to the game Juddy finds out what is going on when his sister Kat attempts to murder him. After temporarily defeating Kat, Grundi attacks him at his new school: Bendigo Senior. Juddy defeats Grundi and knocks him out of his hypnosis. Juddy and Grundi then join forces once more to destroy the evil influence that is affecting School Fighters.
They are quickly joined by returning characters Jeremy and D'arcy, along with new characters such as Zac Miles, Kayne, Danielle and Loni. Gameplay is party-based and Juddy can choose from up to three different party members to accompany him to battle in the main campaign depending on the size of the fight. The player can also swap party leaders and even remove Juddy from the active party (and can kick anyone out of the army apart from Juddy, Grundi and Jeremy) which will affect certain scenes.
Up to 50 characters from different schools and countries play a main role in the story and over 9000 optional bit-characters can be recruited into the team's army and used in the other game modes. Players can also create their own School Fighters and draft them into the campaign mode or the other modes.
School Fighter II Main Characters
Juddy - Justin Lupo is the main character of the game and the starting character for all game modes. He is more durable than his School Fighter I counterpart but focuses more on counterattacking than previously. He also has the ability to unlock armour with moves based on Mega Man 2, such as the Heat Suit, which gives him Atomic Fire, and the Demolition Armour, which lets him utilise the Crash Bombs.
Grundi - Grundi returns as the other main protangonist. He is a focused, precise fighter who almost never misses. Grundi's moveset is mainly focused on charge-attacks. Grundi is unlocked for the campaign and all game modes during the second mission. Grundi can unlock moves that allow him to create falling tetris pieces that can cause instant fatalities.
Jeremy - Jeremy is the third and final protagonist. He is a quick, fast-paced fighter who is able to fight dirty but has bad defense. Jeremy's moveset is varied like Juddy's.
Zac Miles - Zac joins along with Jeremy in the third mission