User:EricIsOnFire/Nightcore
Nightcore, also known as Alvin and the Chipmunks: Post Puberty... with ANIME!, is the next worst thing in music since Dubstep; which we remind you is just so shitty. It's like C3PO had sex with a garbage disposal. Nightcore to some is very difficult to create. Those people we consider mentally incapable of succeeding in life. For the few smart people (who aren't geeks) that come across Nightcore, they can easily be inspired to make their own... not that they would want to or anything.
This creation of Nightcore music can be made with Audacity, a program that can record and manipulate sounds. The next step would be to import any average song, that hasn't been dubstepped or nightcored already, and highlight the track. The next and final step would be to change the pitch a few notches so it sounds like a Japanese school girl. The finishing step in the whole entire process is proceeding onto an anime porn site and using one of the images as the background to the song.
Now before we get off track, this isn't HowTo, we should recover our focus onto some historical origins of Nightcore. It is actually quite short and easy to remember. In 2010, or something to that extent, a man who had previously been listening to trance music came across an "Alvin and the Chipmunks style" or "chipmunked" version of his favorite song, We Will Rock You, and due to his extreme mental incapability of succeeding in life he fell under the spell. But how could there have been a spell if there was no "Nightcore" at the time?! Well, don't jump to conclusions. It was, in fact, in Japan where the man resided, and because of his location he was forced to listen to high pitched Japanese women talk nearly every day. In addition, as anime is extremely popular in Japan, he had long been a anime-dedicated masturbator as well. It was these factors that led Dr. Nikora to discover the extremely creepy equation for Nightcore:
Failed to parse (syntax error): {\displaystyle 1 [[Hentai]] + 1 [[Music]] = 1 Nightcore\}
The new music took the internet by storm and continues to pleasure loners to this day.