User:EricIsOnFire/Fall Out Boy

A failed attempt at being an emo band. Little do people know that Fall Out Boy is conspiring to turn hillbillies, emos, Seven Eleven employees, and Nintendo into a race much like Adolf Hitler desired to do by eradicating the Jews. Notice from left to right the variation of life style. Pete Wentz (left, bass) is the emo one. Andy Hurley (left-center, drums) looks like he works for Nintendo of America. Joe Trohman (right-center, guitar) looks like he should being running a Seven Eleven. Patrick Stump (right, vocals and guitar) looks like he just got done with his sister.

The American alternative rock band Fall Out Boy is your girlfriend's favorite band. Many fans listen to Fall Out Boy because they enjoy the sound of the music and the powerful messages within all of their songs. Little do they know that we here at Uncyclopedia have cracked Fall Out Boy's code. We're not conspiracists, we're just what you would call realists.

The band was created somewhere in the outskirts of Chicago in 2001. As we all know, Chicago is a city; and New York City is as well. I wouldn't consider myself much of a conspiracist, but 9/11 occurred in 2001. Just sayin'.

Early years

Before Pete Wentz lured three other members into joining what was to become the legendary Fall Out Boy, (then known as Rise In Girl) he had envisioned (and even gotten a little taste) of the post hardcore punk scene that Chicago forced down its citizens throats. I'm never really the one to jump onto any conspiracy theories, but I once shoved something down another person's throat.