User:EggplantZenphia

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Hi. I'm just working on cleaning up a few things.

I also made the article for Trade Centre Wales on this wiki.

End of serious zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a totally unbiased article about themselves.

The author of this article doesn't care at all if you edit it. Heck, your stuff is probably funnier than theirs.

You may have actually won Zork[edit]

“You have won Zork”

~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”

~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”

~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.