User:EggplantZenphia

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Hi. I'm just working on cleaning up a few things.

I also made the article for Trade Centre Wales on this wiki.

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The author of this article does not give a flying fuck if you edit it – heck, your stuff is probably funnier than theirs.

You may have actually won Zork[edit source]

“You have won Zork”
~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”
~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”
~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.