User talk:EggplantZenphia
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05:34, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
Your Edit to Apple[edit source]
First, welcome to uncyclopedia. It is great that you would like to contribute to articles. One long standing policy we have is that we don't edit other people's featured articles. You can tell an article has been featured by the green Featured sign in the top left corner. By all means correct a spelling error or make a very minor edit, but if you want to suggest content edits or anything editorial, then suggest those changes on the articles talk page. In the mean time, there are lots of unfeatured articles that need improving and you can always start your own. Consider using the adopt a noob service (I'd be happy to adopt you) and checking out the HTBFANJS guide! Have fun ShabiDOO 17:40, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
That's understandable. I'll suggest the changes I previously made on the talk page later. EggplantZenphia (talk) 12:52, 27 December 2021 (UTC)