User:DuracellEnergizer

DuracellEnergizer himself. DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES OR HE'LL BURN YOUR SOUL!!!

“I'm not scared of him ... yet.”

~ Chuck Norris on DuracellEnergizer

DuracellEnergizer was the one-time god of all that exists. He was the last son of the previous Multiverse, creator of the current Multiverse, and sustainer of all life. He ruled infinity until his subjects and rival gods drove him stark raving mad.

Userboxes

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	∞ This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. ∞
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.	This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if they don't know	This user is uncertain of their sexuality, and doesn't want to know.
Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex	ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca-N	du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G
gbs-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Galactic Basic Standard. gbs-1	lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian (or understands it with considerable difficulties). lz-0	orb-X This user only speaks Ouroboros enough to seduce native Ouroboros speakers . orb-X
MS-2 This user speaks their mind at an intermediate level. They believe opinions are like assholes. MS-2	This user is cooler than you.	BEWARE: This user is a random pervert
This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.	This user is reading your thoughts!	This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT	This user will give you a seizure.	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

Divine Creations of DuracellEnergizer

• Bizarro Alanis

The Reasons Why DuracellEnergizer Will Destroy Your World with a Flood