User:Drifter/BURN!

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This page may appear as it were conceived by a chimp, drawing it with crayon on the back of a coaster, like the script for Def Jam Vendetta. This is no accident! You see, to improve authentication, a more Sony -esque appearance has been requested.

The Case of this new addition to the PS2 (made in ms word and paint)

“Burn that man Baby Fire”

~ Deviousdan on BURN! the game

“OH NOES I GOT BURNT!!!”

~ Drifter on 2 Player BURN! the game

History[edit | edit source]

Playstation needed a new game to allow into their fucking large list of games only to seem like they have beaten microsoft with the xbox but they cant because xbox is better in soo many ways...

Game Play[edit | edit source]

Players start off as a little flame on the end of a stick and have to grow up to make a massive fire and burn the entire world... you can drive cars, trains, trees, people, birds... and dont forget... the other fires... fight with other fires to claim your territory... like the one Gang called the "ballas" you start of in "Grove Street" (playstation says there is no copywriting to any other games there)

Copywright Problems[edit | edit source]

Many of the things in this game seem to be copied and pasted from other games but you are wrong!

Problems with the game humor[edit | edit source]

There have been Rumors That the game was meant to be funny but the facts are it isnt its a peice of crap. The characters were drawn really badly so they made sure that no one noticed and they limited seeing some of the characters (note the fire dying)

Baby fire when his daddy died

Cheats[edit | edit source]

There are a few cheats in this game:

Square, Triangle, X, O, R1, R2, Square - gives you unlimited life (only lasts for 10 seconds then you die) Square, Square, Triangle, X, X, X - gives you a super fast car that can explode and make you into an uncontrolably big fire...

Characters[edit | edit source]

The main characters are:

Creaters Notes[edit | edit source]

“Please note that this page is a peice of crap and was all made by me... if it is as bad as you say it is below please contact me on my user page: User:Drifter thanks for reading mr admin... and thanks froggy for stopping that noob from deleting my page”

~ Drifter on This page and that noob

Sony's involvment[edit | edit source]

Sony created all the instruction booklet, thus making it more unreadable than the Bible printed on a sweaty prostitutes back... also, the typos! there weree so maany fuckin typos in the booklet, it made Don Wing cry... whoever that is.