User:Drifter
“Man this guy is soo COOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!”
“I heard hes gay”
“He isnt you dipshit”
“I was talking about Oliver james you fuck”
“You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.”
“That makes me very sad.”
History[edit | edit source]
Drifter or Ben (ben is his real name) was born in australia and lives in australia... he goes to some rich school and is a kind of nerdy guy... Deviousdan is his cousin =\
Lives to hate Sam shepard Will allways hate sam Shepard...
“When the time comes i will break free of this mother fucking body and take my revenege on this god forsaken planet and Kill Every Non-Living Thing”
Gaming life[edit | edit source]
Used to play pc every day untill his family got a massive fucking check for the internet of $2000 and ever since then he has been playing the PS2 And Xbox
his games include: Tremulous, Halo, Need for speed series, Need for Weed, Fast And Furious, Sonic The hedgehog (ok i lied about that one)
“I Gotz Teh Need... Teh Need For Speed!!!! and the need for weed!!!”
Other Boring Bits[edit | edit source]
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Random shit[edit | edit source]
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Newly Added[edit | edit source]
- And Recently Added Drifters WEATHER!!!! (Excludes the word Newz)
- And also the Crappy Page BURN! The Game.
- if you wish to know whether you are retarded or not do the test here
Here is a movie I was in[edit | edit source]
I was in this movie. Very awesome perhaps...
I am the horse. Gumby was portrayed by Mike. Andy has a special guest role as the fat guy who enroles Gumby to Oxford.