User:Drifter
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“Man this guy is soo COOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!”
– Some person on Drifter
“I heard hes gay”
– Sam Shepard on Drifter
“He isnt you dipshit”
– Drifter on Sams Response to drifter
“I was talking about Oliver james you fuck”
– Sam Shepard on Drifter being an idiot
“You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.”
– Drifters awesome copy & paste on The 'This user is banned' Page
“That makes me very sad.”
– New Zealander on not being able to shag sheep
History[edit | edit source]
Drifter or Ben (ben is his real name) was born in australia and lives in australia... he goes to some rich school and is a kind of nerdy guy... Deviousdan is his cousin =\
Lives to hate Sam shepard Will allways hate sam Shepard...
“When the time comes i will break free of this mother fucking body and take my revenege on this god forsaken planet and Kill Every Non-Living Thing”
– Drifter on Breaking free of his body
Gaming life[edit | edit source]
Used to play pc every day untill his family got a massive fucking check for the internet of $2000 and ever since then he has been playing the PS2 And Xbox
his games include: Tremulous, Halo, Need for speed series, Need for Weed, Fast And Furious, Sonic The hedgehog (ok i lied about that one)
“I Gotz Teh Need... Teh Need For Speed!!!! and the need for weed!!!”
– Oscar Wilde on NFS/NFW
Other Boring Bits[edit | edit source]
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Random shit[edit | edit source]
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Newly Added[edit | edit source]
- And Recently Added Drifters WEATHER!!!! (Excludes the word Newz)
- And also the Crappy Page BURN! The Game.
- if you wish to know whether you are retarded or not do the test here
Here is a movie I was in[edit | edit source]
I was in this movie. Very awesome perhaps...
I am the horse. Gumby was portrayed by Mike. Andy has a special guest role as the fat guy who enroles Gumby to Oxford.