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Audios

• Beige
• I eat my own shit
• Don't Feed the Ducks!!!
• HowTo:Write a Beck Song
• AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West)
• Fisher Price

Lame shit

• HowTo:Spray all over the goddamn place when you pee
• User:Mrthejazz/HowTo:Tell if you are an Indigo Child
• User:Mrthejazz/reptilian brain
• User:Mrthejazz/Regicide
• Simon Bolivar
• Penicorns
• Anti-anti
• Hydrangea bomb
• UnBooks:Little Yellow Wong
• UnScripts:Minutes to the First Annual Dead Babies Convention
• The Buttsecks Tax
• I am better than fish <==Did mediocre for PLS!
• That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
• User:Mrthejazz/Charles Lindenburg
• AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West)
• Hitler Pharmaceuticals
• User:Mrthejazz/Criosphinx
• User:Mrthejazz/Uncontroversially Evil
• I wrote this article while drunk
• User:Mrthejazz/A chimp strapped to a naked dude being blasted into the sun
• User:Mrthejazz/A Series of Letters to Mel Gibson (By Timmy, Age 8)

Assists

Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes <==Nominated for feature. Go SadisticWolf!

My friend wrote this a long time ago and even though he probably doesn't even remember it anymore I'm still giving him a shoutout.

passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

• UnNews:Article "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion" Sources say
• UnNews:Oh God! Horrific Brazilian plane crash!
• UnNews:joke stolen
• User:Mrthejazz/passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• UnNews:Egypt protests turn ridiculously violent

unnews

• UnNews:Michael Bolton Sings "Broken Halleluia" with a Group of Choir Boys. Suicide Rates Worldwide Increase by 200 Percent.
• UnNews:UnNews Special Report: Terrorists in your spinach
• UnNews:Holy Shit! Willie Nelson does pot!
• UnNews:Wanna cut in line? Denounce your religion
• UnNews:Antidepressant study causes depression
• UnNews:Faux Pas: bad for business abroad?
• UnNews:McDonalds, Walmart, Google, Apple, Facebook, Disney, and Exxon merge, build Deathstar
• UnNews:Apple unveils new iPad Mini

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Seriously, what the fuck?

We've got to stop the mollusk at ground zero! I know, it's terrible in multiple ways.

boners lol.