User:Daniblovespie

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? Help!

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Sense

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is Over 9000.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user rejects the theory of global warming , or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user is a philosopher.

Articles by me

• The A-Men

Articles rehabilitated by me

• mushrooms

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Roasting marshmallows in the fiery pits of hell.

Thou angered bro?

I'm gonna take a nap RIP Van Winkle style. I'll be in a coma for three months.

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↑ Credit where credit is due-Mgea

Sexy Explosions

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