User:DaniPine3/Filth

DaniPine3/Filth
They look like this but brown and without arms and with a mouth for a face.
Scientific classification
Domain	Gehenna
Kingdom	Damnedus
Phylum	Masslessus
Class	Stupidus
Order	Verydamnedus
Family	Subhomo
Genus	Unhomo
Species	Minus

Unhomo minus, also known as Filth, are worthless manifestations of the damned of Hell. They are commonly found throughout the Mouth of Hell, believed to be them desperately trying to escape Hell, because Hell sucks. Only a few succeed in such, and usually get their Methulatory System harvested for haaving such meth.

description but more

Filth resemble humans in many ways, but carry significant differences. For example, a Filth's face is entirely taken up by a mouth full of very rotten teeth, they lack arms, are colored light brown, and cannot speak due to significantly reduced brain sizes. They also have somewhat different organs, namely the lack of any pain receptors, increased digestive system acidity, and a "Vibe Checkinator" that allows them to see and hear the vibes of any living being, which assists them greatly in hunting. They are often times covered in the gore of anything they can manage to eat (usually each other or the hand of one of 4 angels keeping them from getting out of Hell)

Specialized Inner Systems

Filth are known to carry other, very unique systems not found within other Hell-originating creatures.

The Methulatory System

The Methulatory System is the system that acts in place of fat reserves and fuels Filth when starved of organic material, which kind of don't work for Filth. The Methulatory system is composed of 5 main organs: the Waltuh, the Saul, the Hank, and the Albuquerque, all named for Breaking Bad stuff. The Waltuh is the organ that produces meth by a process known as Heisenbergification, which converts heat into meth in ways not yet understood, which also regulates the body temperature of the Filth. The Saul is the small, mostly unimportant organ that cleans the meth after production, turning it into a 99% pure chemical compound. The Albuquerque is the large storage organ that contains the processed meth until it is burnt by the Hank, another small organ inside the Albuquerque that manages how it is expended. It is theorized that until the Methulatory system is damaged, it is capable of making a Filth totally immortal.

Vibe Checkinator

The Vibe Checkinator is the main sensory organ in a Filth aside from its mouth, and is a green-purple fleshy tissue that uses echolocation to pinpoint enemies as a secondary manner of hunting, whilst its primary use is sending out "Pitr Waves" that allow the checking of the vibe of any living being within a 50 foot radius. Pitr Waves are incredibly high pitched, and genuinely make ears explode sometimes because its that high pitched.

Flibber Flap Floober

The Flibber Flap Floober is the organ that acts as the Spine and Spinal cord, made of cartilage and flesh. It also serves as an artery for the Filth. So basically, its a 2-in-1 special that cuts down on the amount of stuff needed to make a Filth.

history and stuff

The first Filth was created when the first retard died, getting tossed into Hell and immediately trying to escape, resulting in an angel being sent down and basically getting sentenced to "Filth Duty" as the amount of Filths grew. Eventually the one angel just got sick of it and got 3 more down there, as Filths became a massive fucking nuisance. Their population only continues to grow to this day as humanity remains retarded. Below is a population table (dated for each 500 years) for the Filths, roughly.

0 AD	500 AD	1000 AD	1500 AD	2000 AD
400 Million	890`Million	1.4 Billion	3.2 Billion	8.9 Billion

in modern times or something

In modernity, Filth are a common good transported to California from Alaska due to their nature of wanting to get the fuck out of Hell and their Methulatory System containing just so much meth. They are reported to taste something like a cross between meth and a steak. About 20 are killed every day, since the only four angels on Filth duty can't really stop all of the anymore. Recently, the UN interviewed an angel wishing to remain anonymous.

Interview

"So, you say that there's too many damned?" -UN dude

"Yeah." -angel

"Well what do you mean?" -UN dude

"All they ever do is just run around and try to escape. I mean, Hitler actually bit off Stalin's legs last week." -angel

"So they're bad behaved?" -UN dude

"Very." -angel

"That's interesting. Do they try to attack you at all?" -UN dude

"Well one bit off my left toe last year." -angel

"How many escaped last year alone?" -UN dude

"About 9,000. It's being made up for with all the elderly dying from the American healthcare system." -angel

"I see. Well, that's unfortunate. Have they tried to make any organized revolts?" -UN dude

"One time this dude called Steve down in Greed tried to get like 20 people to escape simultaneously. Then we smited him and threw him straight into Heresy. As in the layer of Hell." -angel

"Well, that's all we got to ask." -UN dude

It is often times that Filth will attempt to violently murder people, especially those from the Violence layer of Hell. This has resulted in a need for warning signs across the south coast of Alaska and west coast British Columbia because of this hostile nature.